Always wear rubbers...

[Big Black Dog]

In this day and age, you just can't be too careful. If you are going to ingage in sexual activities with strangers, make sure you wear your rubbers. You have to be careful though or you may tear the bedsheets.

 

[xsited1]

I always carry one of these with me at all times, just in case:

World's largest condom on display

 

[Ringel05]

(Sung to the tune of Spiderman).

Condomman, Condomman, does whatever a condom can. He is strong, oh my God, he can hold an eight ounce wad. Look out here comes the condomman.

In the heat of the night when she's about to blow your mind, this latex super hero, he arrives just in time.

Condomman, Condomman, friendly neighborhood condomman............