A Love Story

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    Just
    because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
    mean they don't love you with all they have.

    Ralph and Edna
    were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
    they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,
    Ralph
    suddenly

    jumped
    into the deep end.





    He
    sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.





    Edna
    promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom
    and
    pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became
    aware of
    Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be
    discharged from
    the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally
    stable.





    When
    she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good
    news
    and bad news. The good news is you're being
    discharged, since
    you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
    saving the life of the person you love... I have
    concluded that
    your act displays sound mindedness.





    The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his
    bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's
    dead.'





    Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry..



    How soon can I go home?'





    Happy
    Mental Health Day!
     

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