A lady walks into a bass pro shop

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    A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
    birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so the patron just grabs one and
    goes over to the counter.

    A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.
    the person says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'

    He says, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you
    everything from the sound it makes.'

    She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
    He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a
    Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around
    combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.

    The patron says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
    sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, the
    credit card drops on the floor.

    'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.

    The patron bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts.
    At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is
    no way the blind clerk could tell who tooted.
    Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

    The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'

    The patron is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me
    the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'

    He replies, 'Yes, I did. The rod and reel is $20.00,
    but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50.

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