A Touching Penis Tale

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    A boy and his grandfather are out fishing.
    The grandfather pulls out a beer and the
    little boy says, "Grandpa, can I have one of
    those?"

    "Well," Grandpa replies, "Is your penis big
    enough to touch your asshole?" to which
    the little boy responds, "No." "Then you
    can't have one."

    A while later, the Granddad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks,
    "Can I have one of those?" Grandpa says, "Is your penis big
    enough to touch your asshole?" to which
    the little boy responds, "No." "Then you
    can't have one."

    Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the
    grocery store for food and they each buy
    a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but
    the little boy shouts, "I just won
    $5,000!"

    Grandpa says, "That's great! You're going
    to split that with me, right?"

    The little boy asks, "Grandpa, is your penis
    big enough to touch your asshole?" "Yes,"
    says Grandpa.

    "Then go fuck yourself!"
     
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