A Touching Penis Tale

[Huh?]

A boy and his grandfather are out fishing.
The grandfather pulls out a beer and the
little boy says, "Grandpa, can I have one of
those?"

"Well," Grandpa replies, "Is your penis big
enough to touch your asshole?" to which
the little boy responds, "No." "Then you
can't have one."

A while later, the Granddad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks,
"Can I have one of those?" Grandpa says, "Is your penis big
enough to touch your asshole?" to which
the little boy responds, "No." "Then you
can't have one."

Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the
grocery store for food and they each buy
a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but
the little boy shouts, "I just won
$5,000!"

Grandpa says, "That's great! You're going
to split that with me, right?"

The little boy asks, "Grandpa, is your penis
big enough to touch your asshole?" "Yes,"
says Grandpa.

"Then go fuck yourself!"