A Cats Christmas

[syrenn]

sing along

On the first day of Christmas a kitty gave to me....



A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Two fur Balls
Three Clawed Chairs
For Furry Footstools
Five Golden Abyssinian's
Six legs a-rubbing
Seven Siamese a-Sleeping
Eight Kittens a-Mewing
Nine Fleas Biting
Ten Toms a-spraying
Eleven Parisians Purring
Twelve Tabbies Taping​

 

[Mr. H.]

that's clever.

This isn't a Christmas themed song, but kinda cute...
I wrote it in '04 and it follows along with the song "Perpetual Change" by Yes.

Here's the song if you have the patience for it LOL.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHi_2pkNZWI]Yes - Perpetual Change - YouTube[/ame]

I see the litter box, alright
And oh that smell, it’s outta sight.
I clean that thing from June to May,
This cat out, that cat in, ev’ry day.

Felines I truly love to fawn
And watch them romping on the lawn.
They test my patience every day,
This cat out, that cat in, ev’ry which way.

And there you are,
Licking yourself, ‘cause you’re sure that you are a star.
And still you pee,
Sometimes out there, sometimes in front of me.
And then you’ll meow,
You gonna feed me any time today?
When what you’ll see
Is a clean cat box, you should be full of glee.

And one peculiar point I see,
As cat caretaker, yes that’s me.
As poop is gathered, I feel so strange,
This cat out, that cat in, this cat out that cat in,
Another box change.

And there you are,
Wishing I’d serve you some caviar.
When all I see,
Is a disaster, waiting for me to clean.
And there you’re squatting,
Thinking you have my whole world in your paws.
When all I’ll see,
Deep down in there, more scooping left for me.

As these cats act just all the same,
I look on, a pawn of their game.
They think they sanctify my day,
This cat out, that cat in, this cat out, that cat in,
Ev’ry day.

 

[Quantum Windbag]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J50B1UY0sTw]Cat sings "We wish you a merry Christmas" - YouTube[/ame]

 

[tinydancer]