PC 12 Days of Christmas

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    On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:

    TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,

    ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note),

    TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping,

    NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,

    EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine-Americans,

    SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,

    SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products,

    FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,

    (NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)

    FOUR hours of recorded whale songs

    THREE deconstructionist poets

    TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses and...

    ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.

    Merry Christmas Happy Chanukah. Good Kwanzaa. Blessed Yule. Happy Holidays! (unless otherwise prohibited by law)*

    *Unless, of course, you are suffering from Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD). If this be the case, please substitute this gratuitous call for celebration with suggestion that you have a thoroughly adequate day.
     
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    :lol::lol::lol: See what happens when liberals run the world?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I am personally offended that this was written in English.

    It should have been written in Esperanto.
     
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    The break away from England and form the USA so they can form their own empire?
     
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    It may only a sarcasm/joke about the PC left.

    But in reality, it's the way our country is heading :evil:
     
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    You are aware that was a poem written under a Monarch right?
     
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    Esperanto - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


    I am offended by your assertion that it must be a system based on European languages. It should be written in gestures and communicated via ESP in the most elementary form complying with the universal grammar
     
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    Screw you!

    And screw all the non-Europeans! They should all be round up and launched off the planet!

    ;)
     
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    Those who truly agree with the sentiments in the OP as a real and good method of celebrating Christmas should be shot as a threat to society.

    Yes, that's my best solution for you... and save the world from their psychosis.
     

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