I am now convinced, home schooling is the answer to our educational problems. I pulled my eight kids out of school and waited for them to be home schooled and after a time of nothing, no one came to check or anything, I pronounced them home schooled. The problem was finding a home schooled diploma, stores just don't seem to have them, so one of my new graduates is going into the business of producing, not only home schooled diplomas but home schooled transcripts. Might go into the beanie thing too.
Good attempt at lying