A Bit of Humor At French Expense

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    Sorry in advance PE.

    Tuesday, November 08, 2005 1:30PM

    President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance

    President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's rear end out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 ticked off teenagers, Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "If the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now," said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those ungratefuls out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

    President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The least they stand out the better.
     
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    traditionnal humour abour France...

    Well...

    But why "the 2 world wars" ? for the 1st, i don't think it was a surrender...

    yesterday it was the 11/11, commemoration of the end of WWI.
    France lost 1 400 000 soldiers, and won the 2 major battles, La Marne and Verdun.
    No surrender here...For their memories it was not really nice.

    Anyway, the end of the message was quite fun ;)
     
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    No Blood For Wine!

    No Blood For Wine!
     
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    Lol
     

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