"57" Reasons why Kerry can't win

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    http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/nro_staff200411021424.asp

    1. “Global test”
    2. Hamsters
    3. Did he serve in Vietnam?
    4. Botox
    5. He’s the liberal senator from Massachusetts
    6. Teresa
    7. The Supreme Court
    8. John Edwards’s hair
    9. Your new tax bracket
    10. Emma Claire and Jack Edwards (Sure, they seem like adorable little kids, but they’ll become annoying — most little kids who aren’t yours do.)
    11. Trial lawyers
    12. Bob Shrum (If the curse of the Bambino must end, we need the curse of Shrum to survive.)
    13. Alan Colmes must not enjoy this triumph over Sean Hannity
    14. Al Franken
    15. Dana Milbank
    16. Michael Moore
    17. Dan Rather
    18. Richard Clarke
    19. Madeleine Albright
    20. Ann Lewis
    21. Paul Begala
    22. James Carville
    23. Joe Lockhart
    24. Chris Lehane
    25. Chief Justice Hillary Rodham Clinton
    26. Attorney General Eric Holder
    27. FBI Director Jamie Gorelick
    28. U.N. Ambassador Chuck Hagel
    29. Defense Secretary Carl Levin
    30. HUD Secretary Al Sharpton
    31. Little League on the White House lawn replaced by badminton in whites — or croquet
    32. Increased U.N. oversight in Iraq
    33. Sunset of the Patriot Act and the institutionalization of “the wall”
    34. Nuclear know-how and enriched uranium for Iran
    35. EU and U.N. pressure on Israel
    36. “Constructive engagement” with Russia, China, North Korea, and Iran
    37. Vice President Edwards in charge of tort reform
    38. Importation of cheaper prescription drugs from Canada
    39. Plan to balance the budget within four years revised: Administration will work to reverse annual deficit increases by 2015.
    40. Taxpayer bailouts of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, as well as the airline industry
    41. The Kyoto Treaty
    42. The International Criminal Court
    43. Boston has already won a more important victory.
    44. A Catholic president should be allowed to take communion.
    45. He voted against the first Gulf War — a war that had met the “global test.”
    46. He accused his fellow soldiers of war crimes — while the North Vietnamese were holding American POWs.
    47. He has not made clear whether he met with the enemy in France.
    48. State dinner for French president Jacques Chirac
    49. Special envoy Bill Clinton
    50. Energy Secretary Gray Davis
    51. Secretary of State Richard Holbrooke
    52. White House weddings for Vanessa and Alexandra
    53. Importation of price controls from Canada
    54. Terrorism as a “nuisance”
    55. The Red Sox cap
    56. “Zshen-jis Khan”
    57. The mustard-colored jacket
     
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    But will those reasons keep the jerk out????????????
     
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    anywhere, at anytime, pronounce it Zhengis Khan. Must be some Mass. blue blood, raised overseas, verbal problem...
    57 ways!! great stuff...
     
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    #57.....it irritates the hell out of me that he has on a Carhartt jacket....damn near every REAL cowboy I know has one (especially good for working out on the range). Now they have become popular with the hiphop crowd, and cool Boston wannabe Presidential hopefuls....maybe he thinks it gives him the appearance of being a common man.
     
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    I was checking that out the other day. Are you sure it's Carhartt and not some uppity MA faux Carhartt?
     
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    My bet is on Carhartt....and it pisses me off! I might have to go get me one of the darker ones, now....and retire the tan one until Kerry disappears.
     
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    Just throw a Bush pin on it.
     
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    I am more than certain mine has thrown more bails than his has ever seen!
     
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    Go Yankees
     
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    the world for working those danged cattle.. Tough, last forever, impervious to brush, and hard on barbed wire as well.. Kerry looked like a fish out of water with that jacket on.....
     

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