50 Things al Qaeda Hates about America

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    Freedom of speech
    Unhindered scientific inquiry
    Recent advances in airline security
    Your lewd women
    Illegal detentions of Muslims by John Ashcroft's Justice Department
    Worshipping false idols not punishable by death
    Most citizens uninformed about Allah's mercy and justice
    The 82nd Airborne Division
    McRibs actually contain small amount of real pork
    Cities full of clean-shaven pretty boys
    The seduction of youth by Demi Moore
    Louis Farrakhan's geeky little bowties make us look bad
    Trampy "Sex in the City" girls won't stick around for a seventh season
    On pilot school admission essay question, spelling counts
    Can no one make Al Franken shut up?
    Snooty Holiday Inn clerks can always tell when you ordered porn
    The Arabic dub of "Jakob the Liar" just didn't do it justice
    No international shipping for "Coed Naked Volleyball" t-shirts
    That "camel jockey" thing turns out to be an insult
    A lap dance is still 20 bucks, even when the song is short
    Unable to find decent falafel anywhere in Oklahoma
    "The Matrix Reloaded" just leaves you hanging
    Lambskin condoms not actually for lambs
    All those Wilfred Brimley ads on Fox News Channel
    Infidels who say "irregardless" when it's just "regardless," damnit
    There will be no forgiveness for the "Bobby dreamed it all" season of Dallas
    Reliable and affordable breast reduction surgery
    Still can't get the original Star Wars on DVD
    Miami chicks don't dig unibrows
    American convenience stores don't carry anything for burqa rash
    Your Brad Pitt makes us feel all funny inside
    You ever seen how many dials and doodads there are in a 737 cockpit?
    So-called "Sea Monkeys" really just brine shrimp
    Widely-held belief that Siegfried & Roy are gay
    Having to constantly explain to people that "Sha Na Na" isn't an Arab band
    Sneers for not always following the U-after-Q rule
    Loud rock'n'roll music intrudes on peaceful ululating
    Racism towards Arabs becomes obvious when caught giggling at the Holocaust Museum
    We thought a "B-52 strike" meant no more awful singing from Fred Schneider
    Not one Arab on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
    Suspicious looks when loading a van full of manure and diesel oil
    American harlots never buy that "big beard" myth
    You people been real touchy the last couple years
    Have you seen the price of gas in New York?
    Brother Achmed found Florida ballot most confusing
    Couldn't get "The Producers" tickets in time to see Broderick & Lane
    That Ten Commandments judge in Alabama is some kind of religious nut
    Smartass web pundits with their useless lists
    Denise Richards hasn't returned any of our calls
    You bastards fight back
     
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    One more my friend...Lets not forget "The United States Message Board"...:)
     
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    This nation is the best and is still the most powerfull and has still the most freedom!
     
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    Couldn't agree with you more Will!!!!!!
     
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    More free than what?:rolleyes:
     
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    Thanks NT, that gave me my first good laugh of the day!!
     

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