Leweman
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A man tripped over his dog and hit his head on a mailbox. As he laid there unconscious a pack of wolves ate his face off but was chased away by a bear. Then explosive diarehhea from the Chalupa he ate kicked in a collapsed his bowels. We should have a 3 day wait period for dogs, mail boxes, wolves and mexican foods. Make Bear ownership legal.
Thats a true story
Drunk men trip over dogs on to mailboxes. If he would have been sober with a gun the wolves and bear would have not been involved. He shit himself because of the 17 margaritas he drank at the Mexican restaurant.
You need to learn something about personal responsibility. It is hard for some folk to accept and learn discipline as government and the nanny state have pampered their baby asses for so long. But you will catch on quick.
Guns save lives. True story.
Guns do a lot of things...like killing stuff and....stopping stuff from living and....killing. stuff
If you can find a way to get rid of all other guns in the world then I'll gladly get rid of mine. Wait you would also have to get rid of bows and arrows and large swords and probably any knives with a blade larger than 6 inches.