25 Signs You've Grown Up

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    25 Signs You've Grown Up
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    > 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    > 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    > 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
    > 6. You watch the Weather Channel.
    > 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
    > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    > 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids
    >next door
    > won't turn down the stereo.
    > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    > 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
    > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
    > 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    > 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
    > 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning
    > of one.
    > 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely
    > upset, rather
    > than settle, your stomach.
    > 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not
    > condoms and
    > pregnancy tests.
    > 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
    > 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    > 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
    >going to
    > drink that much again."
    > 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
    >work.
    > 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a
    >bar.
    > 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
    >that
    > doesn't apply to you.
     
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    DAMN!
     
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    LOL, I feel so old now, LOL!!:D
     
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    :)

    Actually, if you can find Hogue wine (Columbia Valley, iirc) they make a pretty darn good Late Harvest Riesling for about $6-7.

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    actually, i have to disagree with #20...the cheaper it is, the better it tastes. I have had the cheap stuff, med. price stuff, and the $$$$$$$ stuff (at a rich relative's wedding)....the cheap stuff tastes WAY better. At the wedding, I ended up drinking the sparkling pear juice with the kids.
     

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