You've Got to be Kidding Me!

[Ringel05]

I just walked in to the living room where my wife is watching Worlds Dumbest Drivers. Laying on the ground is some schmuck who just tried to play Evel Knievel in a Winnebago. Squatting over him was a girl with a cell phone and all I heard was her say: "Does anyone know the number for 911?"

 

[LuckyDan]

Did she say "9-1-1" or "nine eleven?" Cuz there's no eleven on the phone. Boy did I learn that the hard way.

 

[goldcatt]

For some reason I get the feeling those two might post here....

 

[Ringel05]

Did she say "9-1-1" or "nine eleven?" Cuz there's no eleven on the phone. Boy did I learn that the hard way.

No she said 9-1-1.

 

[LuckyDan]

Did she say "9-1-1" or "nine eleven?" Cuz there's no eleven on the phone. Boy did I learn that the hard way.

No she said 9-1-1.

She must be very beautiful.

 

[Ringel05]

Did she say "9-1-1" or "nine eleven?" Cuz there's no eleven on the phone. Boy did I learn that the hard way.

No she said 9-1-1.

She must be very beautiful.

Actually no. Fat ugly and covered with tattoos. So was the Evel Knievel wanna be.

 

[LuckyDan]

No she said 9-1-1.

She must be very beautiful.

Actually no. Fat ugly and covered with tattoos. So was the Evel Knievel wanna be.

Oh.

Then I bet she voted for Obama.

 

[uscitizen]

You might want to get your wife to upgrade her viewing habits.