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Gemini: Inter-family threesomes can cause some conflict.
 
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☭proletarian☭;2175783 said:
Gemini: Inter-family threesomes can cause some conflict.
:eusa_eh:

Don't most threesomes take place between people from different families?

Or not where you come from?

I did live in Arkansas for a long time.

So that all depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
 
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I did not mean to start conflict here; I am just a humble servant. A vessel. A conduit, a ventriloquist dummy for the stars.

What is that? Yes Stars I am listening. OK, yes, I will try. They might believe me if wish upon a star.

OK, the stars have just informed me they need your help: if you send a check or money order for one thousand dollars to Frogen-help-the-stars 666 Platypussy Drive, Perth Australia; the Stars will shine on every last one of you.

They promise me that, and a star always keeps it's promise.

Except that asshole Supernova who ripped me off in Andromeda.

And don't even get me started about that Black Hole in East Saint Louis.
 
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I did not mean to start conflict here; I am just a humble servant. A vessel. A conduit, a ventriloquist dummy for the stars.

What is that? Yes Stars I am listening. OK, yes, I will try. They might believe me if wish upon a star.

OK, the stars have just informed me they need your help: if you send a check or money order for one thousand dollars to Frogen-help-the-stars 666 Platypussy Drive, Perth Australia; the Stars will shine on every last one of you.

They promise me that, and a star always keeps it's promise.

Except that asshole Supernova who ripped me off in Andromeda.

And don't even get me started about that Black Hole in East Saint Louis.

You didn't start conflict. I like you and was just making a joke about Pisces people being moody. :)
 

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