Tonight I went to my conservative buddies kids wedding tonight and all his friends are liberals. Do you come secretly like us? Do you secretly envy our ability to show empathy? Do you wish you were kind and open minded like us? Do you realize you conservatives are Archie bunker and us liberals are the much smarter younger meathead? You do realize Archie was almost always wrong and meathead was right, right?
No, some of us like hanging around liberals because we find it fascinating how they live in an alternate reality where they believe they are the only one who can empathize, be open-minded, be intelligent or have a clue.
The characters of Archie and Meathead were extreme examples and hardly close to reality. It's funny that liberals see conservatives that way and it's a little creepy that they hold such a narrow view of others.