You KNOW Your Town or City is in Trouble When...

[The T]

...it is a frequent Target of the TV Show COPS...

Feel free to add to the fray...as your imaginations allow...

~T

 

[The T]

...They put Pay Toilets in City Hall...

 

[The T]

...It Takes a brinks Armored Truck for you to feed the local parking meter...

 

[uscitizen]

Your Wal Mart closes down.

 

[The T]

You are billed for Emergency Response

 

[Rat in the Hat]

The only cop asks if he can borrow a bullet.

 

[asterism]

They charge more for water to get us to conserve and then charge an extra tax because they aren't selling enough water to fund the department.

 

[Big Black Dog]

There is only one stop light in the whole town and the street department can't maintain it.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

There is only one stop light in the whole town and the street department can't maintain it.

And it's red every time you get to it, even at 3:00 AM.

 

[The T]

These are really good...shows good thinking.

Keep 'em coming...You have the premise...

 

[Defiant1]

You have statues of Obama and Che Guevara.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

...your phone number only has 4 digits.

But you don't need them, because Ernestine knows who you are.

 

[The T]

Besides being billed for the Rescue Unit response? You are billed for an un-needed Sheriff's Office launch of a chopper to cover the event...