It's pretty hard to be born in Kenya if your mother has never been there. I'm going to go out on a limb and say it is downright
impossible to be born in Kenya if your mother has never been there.
I know...I know. I have absolutely no scientific basis to say you can't be born in Kenya if your mother has never been there, so call me crazy. I just don't give a damn.
One moment please...
One moment please...
Ladies and gentlemen, this irrefutable proof that Ann Dunham visited Kenya has just been handed to me. I will make this available to the public for the very first time.
Remember, you saw it here first!
Oh, the absurdity of the Birther argument is so much worse than you think. As Obama's grandmother lives in the extreme west tip of Kenya in a comparatively small town that didn't have a hospital in 61. While its Mombassa that had the airport.
On the other side of the country. Where Obama's mother would have driven 700 miles THROUGH Nairobi, the capital, to go to small town in the western tip of Kenya to have a baby in a town without a hospital.
And to Birthers this all makes perfect sense.
Oh it gets better- Birthers have no clue when it comes to history- and other than the extreme racists among them, have never heard of the Mau Mau Revolt- and how much that terrified the Western world- with stories of Africans killing white women.
When did the Revolt end? 1960.
So not only do Birthers believe (not question- but truely believe) that Obama's very pregnant mother left her Mother and Father, and took a 2 day flight from Hawaii to Kenya- to Kenya- where she knew no one- and her only connections were Obama's fathers family- which disapproved of their marriage- to go to a third world country to deliver her child- AND then....
After going through all of that effort- then smuggled her newborn(no passport) back to the United States- AND then arranged to have a fraudulant BC created- for no apparent reason- since as the child of an American born overseas baby Obama could easily become an American citizen without any fraud.
All of this without leaving any record. None.
And kept it a secret from everyone that they knew.
Birthers really believe all of this crap.