WTF are these fucking spigots doing here

I prefer taps, faucets and valves to the common spigot. It's a condition I'm hoping will soon be a diagnosable disorder so some therapy can be prescribed and paid for with what's left of my health care plan.
 
i actually think spigots are unconstitutional.

if they were, the founding fathers or at least the founding uncles would have mentioned them.

You must be a progressive recessive commie socialist fascist spigot lover! You hate the constitution and want terrorists to build a lemonade stand in my backyard. :evil:
 
I prefer taps, faucets and valves to the common spigot. It's a condition I'm hoping will soon be a diagnosable disorder so some therapy can be prescribed and paid for with what's left of my health care plan.


elitist.
Your point of view is always in flux. It's a lead pipe cinch you will blow a gasket over this. I hate to elbow you out of the way like this, but the description fits you to a tee.

How many plumbing puns can you come up with before you had a cup of coffee?
 
incoming new fact.

hitler liked spigots.

proof here:

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I prefer taps, faucets and valves to the common spigot. It's a condition I'm hoping will soon be a diagnosable disorder so some therapy can be prescribed and paid for with what's left of my health care plan.


elitist.
Your point of view is always in flux. It's a lead pipe cinch you will blow a gasket over this. I hate to elbow you out of the way like this, but the description fits you to a tee.

How many plumbing puns can you come up with before you had a cup of coffee?

now all we need is a manifold. and a crack pipe.
 
Epic meltdown!

I've never seen LK crying like a leaky spigot before and I have to say it is the bestest evah!
 
Epic meltdown!

I've never seen LK crying like a leaky spigot before and I have to say it is the bestest evah!

it is you who is melting down.
negged for lying.
I am keeping copies of all your posts so I may post them again and again as proof that you are stalking me!

Do not speak to me again or I will take legal action.
 
Spigot Bigots.

Ya'll are a buncha spigots...

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Whining about whining while whining you're a whining whiner is still whining. Whiner.
 
Epic meltdown!

I've never seen LK crying like a leaky spigot before and I have to say it is the bestest evah!

it is you who is melting down.
negged for lying.
I am keeping copies of all your posts so I may post them again and again as proof that you are stalking me!

Do not speak to me again or I will take legal action.


you are morally and intellectually bankrupt.


you are dismissed.

i now have to dance on a not yet dead woman's grave.
 
it is you who is melting down.
negged for lying.
I am keeping copies of all your posts so I may post them again and again as proof that you are stalking me!

Do not speak to me again or I will take legal action.


you are morally and intellectually bankrupt.


you are dismissed.

i now have to dance on a not yet dead woman's grave.
Semantics. When a liberal dweeb thumb sucker plays semantics it means I win. Well, I always win against you pussies without even trying.

Now, where's my fucking beer? *hic*
 
I am keeping copies of all your posts so I may post them again and again as proof that you are stalking me!

Do not speak to me again or I will take legal action.


you are morally and intellectually bankrupt.


you are dismissed.

i now have to dance on a not yet dead woman's grave.
Semantics. When a liberal dweeb thumb sucker plays semantics it means I win. Well, I always win against you pussies without even trying.

Now, where's my fucking beer? *hic*

fail.

care to try again?

push the spigot, beer will appear.
 
If there were no black people in America there would be no black people in America.

Something to think about.
 
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