Would You Have Sex With Heidi Klum After Seal Hit It?

[Mindful]

In other words: you think she's hot.

She's a blonde headed double breasted bed thumper. A common bird found in bars.

Oh really?

 

[sealybobo]

Of course I would.

Until now, I didn't realize that you were gay.

Which is, of course, perfectly fine.

I am sure you would just as well have Seal do you. That's perfectly fine.

I'll do him. He might have meant the other Seal but whatever.

I am sure do yourself on a regular basis. That what "malaka" means.

You don't touch yourself on a regular basis? Most men do. And it literally isn't healthy not to. In order to not get prostate/testicular cancer you need to jerk it or have sex at least 5 times a week. How many times do you have sex every week? Then you need to jerk it 3 times more because no way anyone fucks you willingly more than 2 times a week.

 

[sealybobo]

Not me. She is disgusting.
The untold truth of Heidi Klum

Yes, grosse

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Of course I would.

Until now, I didn't realize that you were gay.

Which is, of course, perfectly fine.

I am sure you would just as well have Seal do you. That's perfectly fine.

I'll do him. He might have meant the other Seal but whatever.

I am sure do yourself on a regular basis. That what "malaka" means.

You don't touch yourself on a regular basis?

No. My wife tolerates no interference.

 

[Meathead]

You don't touch yourself on a regular basis? Most men do. And it literally isn't healthy not to. In order to not get prostate/testicular cancer you need to jerk it or have sex at least 5 times a week. How many times do you have sex every week? Then you need to jerk it 3 times more because no way anyone fucks you willingly more than 2 times a week.

You don't get laid much, do you?

 

[sealybobo]

You don't touch yourself on a regular basis? Most men do. And it literally isn't healthy not to. In order to not get prostate/testicular cancer you need to jerk it or have sex at least 5 times a week. How many times do you have sex every week? Then you need to jerk it 3 times more because no way anyone fucks you willingly more than 2 times a week.

You don't get laid much, do you?

Twice a week give or take 1.

 

[Unkotare]

Not me. She is disgusting.
The untold truth of Heidi Klum

Of course I would.

Until now, I didn't realize that you were gay.

Which is, of course, perfectly fine.

And explains why sealybobo hangs out in the bushes outside his house every weekend.

 

[sealybobo]

Not me. She is disgusting.
The untold truth of Heidi Klum

Of course I would.

Until now, I didn't realize that you were gay.

Which is, of course, perfectly fine.

And explains why sealybobo hangs out in the bushes outside his house every weekend.

I don't like peeping on gay guys. I like peeping on hetero guys like you. Manly men. Bears. Power bottoms.

You know what kind of condoms I use? Your intestines.

You know why they call me Taco Bell? Because after me you won't shit right for a week.

 

[JoeMoma]

Not me. She is disgusting.
The untold truth of Heidi Klum

Of course I would.

Until now, I didn't realize that you were gay.

Which is, of course, perfectly fine.

And explains why sealybobo hangs out in the bushes outside his house every weekend.

So that's why those bushes are so lush and green!

 

[Shrimpbox]

Please! Like does anyone really know the true sexual history of anyone’s sexual partner? You gonna tap something after Harvey Weinstein got some of it? You’re gonna poke whatever will let you poke em. Who you trying to kid? Get real.

Especially with that shimpbox pecker.

You said you wouldn’t tell.

 

[miketx]

Not me. She is disgusting.
The untold truth of Heidi Klum

I would! Of course I'd have to get my 14 dollars upfront first.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Not me. She is disgusting.
The untold truth of Heidi Klum

No disrespect meant.....but you probably do not (and will not ever have) the full and complete history of every man your woman slept with.
Coulda been a "Seal" in her past.....no matter what is said or thought....
Just sayin

 

[Correll]

Can I just state the obvious? The OP is upset at the fact that she once married a black man and had sex with him (duh) and they had children together, which somehow makes her "disgusting" or "damaged goods," the old term used by perverts to objectify women. Otherwise, why only mention Seal in the headline when she had a first husband, and a lover, (both white) before she married him, and her third husband is white? trump has a far worse sexual record, so I guess he is "disgusting" and "damaged goods."

I wouldn't fuck Kara Young after she fucked Trump.

A 6 foot 3 billionaire playboy? Your concern is obviously valid.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

None on this forum can be absolutely sure of exactly WHO every person they've had sex with, has been with.

If they only knew

 

[sealybobo]

Can I just state the obvious? The OP is upset at the fact that she once married a black man and had sex with him (duh) and they had children together, which somehow makes her "disgusting" or "damaged goods," the old term used by perverts to objectify women. Otherwise, why only mention Seal in the headline when she had a first husband, and a lover, (both white) before she married him, and her third husband is white? trump has a far worse sexual record, so I guess he is "disgusting" and "damaged goods."

I wouldn't fuck Kara Young after she fucked Trump.

A 6 foot 3 billionaire playboy? Your concern is obviously valid.

Seal is 6'3 and a millionaire too. Did you say that to the person who started this thread? No and why? Because you probably agree Heidi shouldn't have slept with a black man. And you would never sleep with a woman who's been with a black man, right?

 

[Correll]

Can I just state the obvious? The OP is upset at the fact that she once married a black man and had sex with him (duh) and they had children together, which somehow makes her "disgusting" or "damaged goods," the old term used by perverts to objectify women. Otherwise, why only mention Seal in the headline when she had a first husband, and a lover, (both white) before she married him, and her third husband is white? trump has a far worse sexual record, so I guess he is "disgusting" and "damaged goods."

I wouldn't fuck Kara Young after she fucked Trump.

A 6 foot 3 billionaire playboy? Your concern is obviously valid.

Seal is 6'3 and a millionaire too. Did you say that to the person who started this thread? No and why? Because you probably agree Heidi shouldn't have slept with a black man. And you would never sleep with a woman who's been with a black man, right?

You seem confused.


Both your point and the point of the OP is valid. I was not being sarcastic.


Trump has obviously been a play for a long time. Worrying about that, when considering dating an ex of his, is valid.


Seal, ditto. Plus, there is the epidemiology of it all.


There is a reason that, Chastity is a traditional virtue.


Because diseases can kill you.


It was not just to look down on people. It was an evolved defense mechanism.

 

[Unkotare]

Can I just state the obvious? The OP is upset at the fact that she once married a black man and had sex with him (duh) and they had children together, which somehow makes her "disgusting" or "damaged goods," the old term used by perverts to objectify women. Otherwise, why only mention Seal in the headline when she had a first husband, and a lover, (both white) before she married him, and her third husband is white? trump has a far worse sexual record, so I guess he is "disgusting" and "damaged goods."

I wouldn't fuck Kara Young after she fucked Trump.

A 6 foot 3 billionaire playboy? Your concern is obviously valid.

Seal is 6'3 and a millionaire too. Did you say that to the person who started this thread? No and why? Because you probably agree Heidi shouldn't have slept with a black man. And you would never sleep with a woman who's been with a black man, right?

You seem confused.


Both your point and the point of the OP is valid. I was not being sarcastic.


Trump has obviously been a play for a long time. Worrying about that, when considering dating an ex of his, is valid.


Seal, ditto. Plus, there is the epidemiology of it all.


There is a reason that, Chastity is a traditional virtue.


Because diseases can kill you.


It was not just to look down on people. It was an evolved defense mechanism.

Prove it.

 

[Correll]

Can I just state the obvious? The OP is upset at the fact that she once married a black man and had sex with him (duh) and they had children together, which somehow makes her "disgusting" or "damaged goods," the old term used by perverts to objectify women. Otherwise, why only mention Seal in the headline when she had a first husband, and a lover, (both white) before she married him, and her third husband is white? trump has a far worse sexual record, so I guess he is "disgusting" and "damaged goods."

I wouldn't fuck Kara Young after she fucked Trump.

A 6 foot 3 billionaire playboy? Your concern is obviously valid.

Seal is 6'3 and a millionaire too. Did you say that to the person who started this thread? No and why? Because you probably agree Heidi shouldn't have slept with a black man. And you would never sleep with a woman who's been with a black man, right?

You seem confused.


Both your point and the point of the OP is valid. I was not being sarcastic.


Trump has obviously been a play for a long time. Worrying about that, when considering dating an ex of his, is valid.


Seal, ditto. Plus, there is the epidemiology of it all.


There is a reason that, Chastity is a traditional virtue.


Because diseases can kill you.


It was not just to look down on people. It was an evolved defense mechanism.

Prove it.

You want an epidemiology study on the disease vector of tall, rich playboys?


I'm not sure that such a study has been done.

 

[OnePercenter]

Not me. She is disgusting.
The untold truth of Heidi Klum

Written like a true MAGA racist.

 

[Unkotare]

I wouldn't fuck Kara Young after she fucked Trump.

A 6 foot 3 billionaire playboy? Your concern is obviously valid.

Seal is 6'3 and a millionaire too. Did you say that to the person who started this thread? No and why? Because you probably agree Heidi shouldn't have slept with a black man. And you would never sleep with a woman who's been with a black man, right?

You seem confused.


Both your point and the point of the OP is valid. I was not being sarcastic.


Trump has obviously been a play for a long time. Worrying about that, when considering dating an ex of his, is valid.


Seal, ditto. Plus, there is the epidemiology of it all.


There is a reason that, Chastity is a traditional virtue.


Because diseases can kill you.


It was not just to look down on people. It was an evolved defense mechanism.

Prove it.

You want an epidemiology study on the disease vector of tall, rich playboys?


I'm not sure that such a study has been done.

Prove this part: "Chastity is a traditional virtue.


Because diseases can kill you.


It was not just to look down on people. It was an evolved defense mechanism."