Wonder why Jake on the new state farm commerical is Black lol

[Unkotare]

Poor little weakling bobo. He's got nothing to keep him company in his closet but pathetic fantasies.

 

[Unkotare]

You can't sleep? Good!

If you ever got your wish, all would do is very quickly go to sleep.

 

[Unkotare]

...... the double fish hook. One in your hip and one in your lip. Then put my knee in your back and stretch. ......

Captain One Semester almost 30 years ago is so scary!

 

[sealybobo]

If you ever got your wish, all would do is very quickly go to sleep.

Are you that boring?

 

[sealybobo]

Captain One Semester almost 30 years ago is so scary!

And of course you wrestled longer than I did right braggart?

 

[sealybobo]

Poor little weakling bobo. He's got nothing to keep him company in his closet but pathetic fantasies.

I'm dating a beautiful 28 year old woman from Belarus. What more do you expect?

Of course it's not what you have. An age appropriate wife. How old are you again?

 

[Unkotare]

And of course you wrestled longer than I did right ...?

Longer than one semester 30 years ago and nothing since? Of course.

 

[Unkotare]

I'm dating a beautiful 28 year old woman from Belarus. .....

Is the nylon patch still holding up?

 

[sealybobo]

Longer than one semester 30 years ago and nothing since? Of course.

Look at you lying/bragging.

See how that works? If I'm "bragging" about wrestling for one semester what are you doing by saying you wrestled longer?

First of all, I'm telling the truth you're the one who's lying. It'd be like if you said you were a purple belt then I said I'm a black belt. See what you did? Then you claim I'm lying and bragging when you're one upping everything I've ever done. Sounds fake to me men's foot smeller.

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Jake is Black?

What is next an Asian Jake?

Anyhoo, in other news Commercials change their actor’s from time to time to attract a different type of audience…

 

[Unkotare]

Look at you lying/bragging.

.....

It's not "bragging" to state a fact. Is that another word you don't understand?

 

[Unkotare]

....If I'm "bragging" about wrestling for one semester .....

That's not bragging, that's just embarrassing. When you literally claim to be some kind of badass based on nothing but one semester 30 years ago, that's bragging (and funny as hell).

 

[Unkotare]

......

First of all, I'm telling the truth ....

As far as anyone can tell, you have never told the truth on this site.

 

[Unkotare]

.... you're the one who's lying. .....

Unlike you, I don't lie.

 

[Unkotare]

...... you claim I'm lying and bragging when you're one upping everything I've ever done. ...

Your inferiority complex is your problem.

 

[sealybobo]

That's not bragging, that's just embarrassing. When you literally claim to be some kind of badass based on nothing but one semester 30 years ago, that's bragging (and funny as hell).

It's not the only reason I'm bad as hell. One reason is that I wrestled for one semester with Olympic Gold Medalist Steve Fraser. Another reason is the fights I got in before and after I wrestled. You claim to be more mature than me so you never got in any fights. So all you really know is you are a so so light weight wrestler.

Or the fact I was metro Detroit Powerlifting Champ one year. I weighed 150 pounds and benched 350, squat 405 and dead lifted 505.

Now is when you tell me what you weighed and that you benched 355, squatted 410 and dead lifted 510. In other words, now is when you lie and one up me. Brag about this lie but try to do it subtly so it doesn't seem to you like you are bragging, even though we all know you are. Even you know dummy.

 

[sealybobo]

As far as anyone can tell, you have never told the truth on this site.

You're speaking for everyone else here? Interesting.

 

[sealybobo]

Your inferiority complex is your problem.

Inferior to whom? A public school teacher who acts like a douchebag on the internet? Inferior to a guy who spends way too much time on here to have something good going on in real life. You couldn't possibly have friends or family.

 

[Unkotare]

It's not the only reason I'm bad as hell. .....

You're NOT bad as hell, you delusional dumbass. You're nothing more than another brainless blowhard on the internet. Dime a dozen.

 

[sealybobo]

That's not bragging, that's just embarrassing. When you literally claim to be some kind of badass based on nothing but one semester 30 years ago, that's bragging (and funny as hell).

It's embarrassing that a college wrestling coach got me into his college because he wanted me to wrestle for him? It was tough to quit. It was the first thing I ever quit. But it was the best decision I ever made. I couldn't handle working, college and wrestling. One had to go. And I needed to work. Plus I was missing all the crazy ***** parties. You missed them all if you wrestled all 4 years. And by the time you're a senior, you're too old to be at those ***** parties. Those are for Freshman and sophomores. Not lame old seniors getting their teaching degree. Boring. And it's not like you are going to be successful in your professional career after all you're, just a public school teacher in Boston.