women words

[dilloduck]

Words Women Use


Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.


Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.


Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in
"fine".


Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!


Loud Sigh: Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by
men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".


That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make
to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


Thanks: This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman
is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the
room slowly.

ATTENTION WOMEN----this is a JOKE in the HUMOR section

if you cant' handle it, SAID :finger:

 

[Annie]

Words Women Use


Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.


Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.


Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in
"fine".


Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!


Loud Sigh: Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by
men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".


That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make
to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


Thanks: This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman
is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the
room slowly.

ATTENTION WOMEN----this is a JOKE in the HUMOR section

if you cant' handle it, SAID :finger:

Yah, and your point is?

 

[Said1]

Words Women Use


Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.


Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.


Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in
"fine".


Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!


Loud Sigh: Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by
men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".


That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make
to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


Thanks: This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman
is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the
room slowly.

ATTENTION WOMEN----this is a JOKE in the HUMOR section

if you cant' handle it, SAID :finger:

Now why in the world you associate little ol' moi with the above? Thanks, that's ok, fine with me, go ahead and think what you want... *sigh*. Now prepare for your demise stupid foo!

 

[dilloduck]

That somethings are NOT to be taken personally and all the above words can change at any minute.
:clap1:

 

[Said1]

That somethings are NOT to be taken personally and all the above words can change at any minute.
:clap1:

Not the stupid foo part. Foo.

 

[dilloduck]

Now why in the world you associate little ol' moi with the above? Thanks, that's ok, fine with me, go ahead and think what you want... *sigh*. Now prepare for your demise stupid foo!

well I think when you demean SOME people on the board (like how you treat shattered) you should do it in a PM !! :firing: :firing: :firing:

 

[Said1]

well I think when you demean SOME people on the board (like how you treat shattered) you should do it in a PM !! :firing: :firing: :firing:

I'm innocent you brown noser! :finger:

 

[dilloduck]

I'm innocent you brown noser! :finger:

right---so is your buddy OJ

 

[Shattered]

Apparently, I missed something.

 

[sagegirl]

Stereotypes being what they are....I can still get a good laugh out of it.
Humor can be biting and really hurtful, in which case is it really humorous???, but this was fun.

 

[Adam's Apple]

I'll second what Sagegirl said.