necritan
Liberals are retarded
Too old!
I know....but my wife seems to care very little about that detail. Weird huh???
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Too old!
tall with dark hair.Well?
I strayed away and dated blondes and it was a mistake.
Oh! and they have to be an asshole because god forbid I like a nice guy.![]()
I just can't handle it when they are too nice. I want them to stick up for themself but not be a complete dick. You can never find someone who is both!tall with dark hair.Well?
I strayed away and dated blondes and it was a mistake.
Oh! and they have to be an asshole because god forbid I like a nice guy.![]()
We were doing alright up until that part ... guess I'm out

C'mere baby---let the Duck fix things for ya !
C'mere baby---let the Duck fix things for ya !
Which one do you look like?
Besides, for months I thought you were a chick. Sort of wrecks the vibe.

Kitten, I keep tryin' to tell ya.... The teacher has to crack the whip and mold 'em into shape....

Too old!
Neutered and obedient ...![]()
Kitten, I keep tryin' to tell ya.... The teacher has to crack the whip and mold 'em into shape....
When I say neutered ... I mean for real ...![]()
Kitten, I keep tryin' to tell ya.... The teacher has to crack the whip and mold 'em into shape....
When I say neutered ... I mean for real ...![]()
I KNOW you do! It's a waste of good flesh!

When I say neutered ... I mean for real ...![]()
I KNOW you do! It's a waste of good flesh!
Meh, just toss it on the grill, no more waste!![]()
Val Kilmer.
Tommy Lee Jones. He's not classically beautiful, but he plays polo.

Well?
Like my coffee - half black and lukewarm![]()
I hope nobody makes a Michael Jackson joke after that!![]()
Not possible. Michael Jackson has been dead for over a week.
He's no longer lukewarm.