Woman Who Had Three Toes Amputated Claims That Prayer Grew Them Back

[BackAgain]

If you had a 12 inch penis growing out of the center of your forehead...and you looked up...what would you see?

Balls?

 

[ChristisKing]

Just when you think it can't get any worse...

You really are trying to give me nightmares aren't you?

 

[Thunk]

Balls?

You wouldn't see nuthin' because your balls would be hanging in your eyes

 

[Thunk]

What about women who can't give birth though?

We call them sex objects...unless her name is toe-knee.

 

[Thunk]

Did you hear about the guy with 5 dicks?

His underwear fit like a glove

 

[ChristisKing]

We call them sex objects...

Please tell me you're joking.

 

[Resnic]

Actually no. The thought of body parts growing out of abnormal places just make me cringe actually for some strange reason. XD

What about a man with penises growing out of his eyes? There is a joke in there somewhere about him being cockeyed.

Personally I was always disturbed by the idea of someone shitting out their dick or nipples.

 

[ChristisKing]

What about a man with penises growing out of his eyes? There is a joke in there somewhere about him being cockeyed.

Personally I was always disturbed by the idea of someone shitting out their dick or nipples.

Umm,.. eww.

 

[Thunk]

Welcome to my nightmare.

 

[Thunk]

Personally I was always disturbed by the idea of someone shitting out their dick or nipples.

When we were kids, if somebody coughed really hard we said they might cough up a poo

 

[ChristisKing]

When we were kids, if somebody coughed really hard we said they might cough up a poo

So if they had a penis as well did that mean that they coughed up a cockapoo? (This is what one really is.)

 

[Thunk]

did that mean that they coughed up a cockapoo?

Nope...a PooCock

 

[ChristisKing]

Nope...a PooCock

Sounds like a peacock who needs to take a shit.

 

[Calypso Jones]

Not to try to make you cringe, but - this was done in '96

It's an experiment done with "cow cartilage" but it's done genetically, not surgically

What the hell is that.

 

[ChristisKing]

What the hell is that.

Well obviously it's a mouseketear. Duh!