Woman shits her pants to conceal drugs during arrest...

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Woman defecates in pants to hide drugs during arrest, cops say

CORSICANA, Texas – Police say a Texas woman attempted to hide evidence during an arrest by defecating in her pants and using the feces to conceal drugs.

Officers in Corsicana, about 55 miles (88 kilometers ) south of Dallas, were investigating a report of a theft at a grocery store on Wednesday when they attempted to subdue a female suspect and take her into custody.

Police say they placed Shannen Martin in the back of a police cruiser where they say she intentionally defecated in her pants then hid a crack pipe, 2.3 grams of crack cocaine and a Valentine's Day card in her excrement.

Officers had to sift through the woman's feces to retrieve the evidence after Martin was booked on charges of tampering with evidence and possession of a controlled substance.

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I don't understand why she looks so angry. The cops didn't shit in her pants. :dunno:
 
Woman defecates in pants to hide drugs during arrest, cops say

CORSICANA, Texas – Police say a Texas woman attempted to hide evidence during an arrest by defecating in her pants and using the feces to conceal drugs.

Officers in Corsicana, about 55 miles (88 kilometers ) south of Dallas, were investigating a report of a theft at a grocery store on Wednesday when they attempted to subdue a female suspect and take her into custody.

Police say they placed Shannen Martin in the back of a police cruiser where they say she intentionally defecated in her pants then hid a crack pipe, 2.3 grams of crack cocaine and a Valentine's Day card in her excrement.

Officers had to sift through the woman's feces to retrieve the evidence after Martin was booked on charges of tampering with evidence and possession of a controlled substance.

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I don't understand why she looks so angry. The cops didn't shit in her pants. :dunno:

Give her an A+ for thinking on the spot, C for actual concept executed, and F for end results.
 
A GI that responds to one's will?! Lucky gal.
 
Why would someone steal a valentines card in the middle of the summer?
 
Woman defecates in pants to hide drugs during arrest, cops say

CORSICANA, Texas – Police say a Texas woman attempted to hide evidence during an arrest by defecating in her pants and using the feces to conceal drugs.

Officers in Corsicana, about 55 miles (88 kilometers ) south of Dallas, were investigating a report of a theft at a grocery store on Wednesday when they attempted to subdue a female suspect and take her into custody.

Police say they placed Shannen Martin in the back of a police cruiser where they say she intentionally defecated in her pants then hid a crack pipe, 2.3 grams of crack cocaine and a Valentine's Day card in her excrement.

Officers had to sift through the woman's feces to retrieve the evidence after Martin was booked on charges of tampering with evidence and possession of a controlled substance.

1519491540667.jpg


I don't understand why she looks so angry. The cops didn't shit in her pants. :dunno:

Is she related to Ted Nugent?
 
Jesus! People always miss the main issue and focus on some exaggerated sensationalism! Drugs had nothing to do with it. The Valentine's Card was probably addressed to her boyfriend and she didn't want her husband to find out. Is that so hard to understand?
 
Jesus! People always miss the main issue and focus on some exaggerated sensationalism! Drugs had nothing to do with it. The Valentine's Card was probably addressed to her boyfriend and she didn't want her husband to find out. Is that so hard to understand?
That doesn’t explain why she was stealing a valentines card at this time of year... WTF?
 
Woman defecates in pants to hide drugs during arrest, cops say

CORSICANA, Texas – Police say a Texas woman attempted to hide evidence during an arrest by defecating in her pants and using the feces to conceal drugs.

Officers in Corsicana, about 55 miles (88 kilometers ) south of Dallas, were investigating a report of a theft at a grocery store on Wednesday when they attempted to subdue a female suspect and take her into custody.

Police say they placed Shannen Martin in the back of a police cruiser where they say she intentionally defecated in her pants then hid a crack pipe, 2.3 grams of crack cocaine and a Valentine's Day card in her excrement.

Officers had to sift through the woman's feces to retrieve the evidence after Martin was booked on charges of tampering with evidence and possession of a controlled substance.

1519491540667.jpg


I don't understand why she looks so angry. The cops didn't shit in her pants. :dunno:
she didn't purposely let it go. When anyone shoves something inside their rectum. And the vibrations from the ride. That it has stimulated her to release her bowels.

 
Jesus! People always miss the main issue and focus on some exaggerated sensationalism! Drugs had nothing to do with it. The Valentine's Card was probably addressed to her boyfriend and she didn't want her husband to find out. Is that so hard to understand?
That doesn’t explain why she was stealing a valentines card at this time of year... WTF?
She was sending it to her boyfriend who lives in Australia where the seasons are reversed due to being south of the equator. I never said she was intelligent.
 
Everyone personalizes their holiday cards. Some with signatures, and well wishes; and some just want to wish them a shitty Valentine’s Day, without saying a word...
 

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