Woman marries her dog

[Freewill]

Woman marries DOG in 'romantic' wedding ceremony - after marriage to man didn't work out - Mirror Online

Libs are probably going "hmmmmm, should we?"

She was born that way.

This is what happens when marriage becomes unbridled.

 

[hangover]

I gotta wonder....did she sniff his ass when they first met?

No, she put peanut butter on hers, and he licked it.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Dogs can't consent, so even if she feels she is married, it will never be legal.

Thats what they used to say about homosexual marriage

Animals can't consent and should be protected from sexual contact with weirdos.

But, if there is no sex, who cares?

Who cares if people want to marry a bridge or the Empire State building?

Same with polygamy. Except for the welfare of minors, who cares? Underage children cannot consent and that includes the 14 year old girls old duck dynasty frauds want to "marry".

There are tv commercials for yet another really stupid "reality" show that shows five "wives" and their litters of illegitimate kids.

How about we care about the kids and the animals who cannot give consent?

If one can give consent, its their business.

 

[Tank]

But, if there is no sex, who cares?

So as long as there is no sex, it's ok for people to marry animals and children?

 

[Silhouette]

I could not tell because of the lack of gender specific pronouns in the story; was this a same sex wedding?

Sheba is the dogs name so it was presumably a gay human/dog wedding.

 

[Jughead]

Woman marries her dog

It's only normal given that a dog is man's best friend. Plus a dog will remain faithful no matter what the spouse does. Also think of the money that will be saved by not having any beer expenses.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Woman marries her dog

It's only normal given that a dog is man's best friend. Plus a dog will remain faithful no matter what the spouse does. Also think of the money that will be saved by not having any beer expenses.

Yeah but have you seen the price of Pupperoni's these days?

 

[Silhouette]

Animals can't consent and should be protected from sexual contact with weirdos.

This is the same poster who would likely jump to instant defense of Harvey Milk who sodomized mentally ill teen boys on drugs, at least one of which was a minor for years while this was happening. None of them were capable of legal consent because they:

1. Were minors and/or

2. Were mentally ill and/or

3. On drugs/intoxicated

So their stance would be "protect animals but not children" from deviant sexuals.

 

[R.C. Christian]

Dogs can't consent, so even if she feels she is married, it will never be legal.

Thats what they used to say about homosexual marriage

Animals can't consent and should be protected from sexual contact with weirdos.

But, if there is no sex, who cares?

Who cares if people want to marry a bridge or the Empire State building?

Same with polygamy. Except for the welfare of minors, who cares? Underage children cannot consent and that includes the 14 year old girls old duck dynasty frauds want to "marry".

There are tv commercials for yet another really stupid "reality" show that shows five "wives" and their litters of illegitimate kids.

How about we care about the kids and the animals who cannot give consent?

If one can give consent, its their business.

Go cash your welfare check and buy some more malt liquor you parasite. Freak.

 

[JakeStarkey]

Woman marries her dog Anybody can marry anything. NovaSteve, you can marry your leprechaun and 2d Amendment can marry his rifle.

 

[MikeK]

Who cares?

Who is harmed by this?

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Animals can't consent and should be protected from sexual contact with weirdos.

This is the same poster who would likely jump to instant defense of Harvey Milk who sodomized mentally ill teen boys on drugs, at least one of which was a minor for years while this was happening. None of them were capable of legal consent because they:

1. Were minors and/or

2. Were mentally ill and/or

3. On drugs/intoxicated

So their stance would be "protect animals but not children" from deviant sexuals.

Lying about other posters does not help your cause.

 

[R.C. Christian]

Nevermind. The welfare recipient through me off track ^^^

 

[Luddly Neddite]

But, if there is no sex, who cares?

So as long as there is no sex, it's ok for people to marry animals and children?

I have said this only about a gazillion times before but --

Anything between consenting adults is their business ONLY.

Children and animals should be protected from being used and abused.

You wanna frame a little piece of paper that says you married Fido? Who cares?

And, it was the rw's here who said it was okay for the duck dynasty fraud to force 14 year old girls to "marry" old men. When are you freaks gonna get upset about that?

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Woman marries her dog Anybody can marry anything. NovaSteve, you can marry your leprechaun and 2d Amendment can marry his rifle.

In steve's case, that would be bigamy cuz he's already in a committed relationship with that pos car.

But, hey, its a free country, right?

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Nevermind. The welfare recipient through me off track ^^^

"threw"

 

[JOSweetHeart]

So who trained the dog to say "I do." to her, sign papers in order to get the marriage license if any needed signing, not eat the ring when it is placed on the dog, etc.?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. Will the woman feel like that she has been cheated on if she were to catch the dog with another dog?

 

[R.C. Christian]

Nevermind. The welfare recipient through me off track ^^^

"threw"

OH NOT A TYPO! Back to your malt liquor Ebonics Teacher.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

So who trained the dog to say "I do." to her, sign papers in order to get the marriage license if any needed signing, not eat the ring when it is placed on the dog, etc.?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. Will the woman feel like that she has been cheated on if she were to catch the dog with another dog?

Dogs will do damn near anything to please their human.

 

[Sarah G]

Who cares?

Who is harmed by this?

The dog... He probably hates that *****.