TheGreatSatan
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- Jun 17, 2019
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Hi Pam. It is I, The Great Satan. Perhaps you've heard of me?
So like, I know how you're feeling. It's rough. You're not one of my angels and you're not one of my champions, but you're up against the evil they fight.
Know this though...
God likes you for some reason
God chose you for this
God works in mysterious ways
You will lead America through Nuremberg 2.0
You will have no glory.
The fight will be painful and you'll look like it.
When you succeed, you will save America and all the Americans counting on you.
God has chosen you to be the next Sarah Palin.
Jobe.
So like, I know how you're feeling. It's rough. You're not one of my angels and you're not one of my champions, but you're up against the evil they fight.
Know this though...
God likes you for some reason
God chose you for this
God works in mysterious ways
You will lead America through Nuremberg 2.0
You will have no glory.
The fight will be painful and you'll look like it.
When you succeed, you will save America and all the Americans counting on you.
God has chosen you to be the next Sarah Palin.
Jobe.
