Will Mort ever work as a agent of the USA

[Mortimer]

The US embassy did not reply to my inquiry about the new position though

American ex-pat in spirit here

 

[Picaro]

Did you put your 100,000 posts on Apricity in your resume? lol that will help them decide a lot.

 

[Mortimer]

Did you put your 100,000 posts on Apricity in your resume? lol that will help them decide a lot.

99% of my posts are moderate to liberal and diverse

 

[The Duke]

The US embassy did not reply to my inquiry about the new position though

American ex-pat in spirit here

What if I told you we could set ya up in "Operation Wetback Block"? Shiet, I think you might could block 3 at one time!

It's not that you're super-duper huge, it's just that you're bigger, and they're smaller. Like up to my chest smaller.
Oh! I can't even say the next thing. And no it's not "I've bomped girls that big."

 

[LuckyDuck01!]

Doubtful. You always come across as very needy for attention/validation.
Personnel assigned to U.S. Embassies are confident, self-assured and in the case of Italy, need to be very good at reading and speaking Italian.

 

[Bleipriester]

Looks like Morty is blowing something. His Schweinevolk agent told him to.

 

[JGalt]

99% of my posts are moderate to liberal and diverse

The posting from the embassy said "political specialist (f/m/d)."

"f/m/d" means "female/male/diverse."

Maybe you aren't "diverse" enough. Tell them you're gay and you'll get the job fer sure. Spreading queerness to other countries is one of the Biden/Harris' administration's top goals, ya know.

 

[luiza]

The US embassy did not reply to my inquiry about the new position though

That is a very encouraging sign .

For all Americans

 

[the watcher]

If you really want to be an agent and influencer in America you need to apply to AIPAC.

 

[ESay]

Why not, really? Looking at how great American foreign policy ever was, they seem to be employing Johnny English and Borat also.

 

[Harry Dresden]

99% of my posts are moderate to liberal and diverse

but they also make you look like someone with emotional problems.....

 

[iamwhatiseem]

This is so out there, that I now believe you are just playing.
No way someone is this broken

 

[odanny]

Morti, if you want to come to America and be broke and struggle to pay your bills like most Americans, you could probably figure out a legal way to do this, it really is not that hard to do. You need to find your people over here so you can make some connections and not feel isolated. I have no idea where Serbians reside in the U.S. but I'm sure there will be some around Chicago, lots of Eastern Europeans reside around there.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Morti, if you want to come to America and be broke and struggle to pay your bills like most Americans...

Yeah cause America is known for being poor.

 

[Picaro]

but they also make you look like someone with emotional problems.....

That would actually be a plus for Democrats.

 

[luiza]

Morticia ,
Do not forget that your hero , the King of the Gypsies , fights this evening .
Six feet nine inches Tyson Fury takes on some useless Ukraine person .

Team GB will support Gypsies big time after Freak Tyson destroys this upstart .

I feel sure your Goddy Boy will feel happier if someone from Team GB is the unified world heavy weight champion.
And you can bathe in Tyson's reflected glory. Pretend you are his niece twice removed .