Wow, you're kinky. But no thanks, it's not my thang. With the attitude you demonstrate here it's shocking that you don't have a woman in your life. Maybe you should troll your local trailer park. You might find somewhere there who is into the water sports like you.
I have wimmen friends
Most gay guys do...
However, the fact that every thread you start is about your hatred of some woman on a dating site is quite telling...
Are the fat, ugly ones with 4 kids stealing all of your potential boyfriends???
No mongo, wimmen friends who I play with after midnight ass naked
So your current boyfriend is "bi"""...
Now I'm starting to understand your hatred of women on dating sites...
But I may have a solution to your dilemma...
Just don't pay your internet bill for 3 months, like you did with your cable bill... That should help keep him from finding a fat, ugly woman with 4 kids to run off with!!!