If they wanna make a change for the good, they should shitcan the penny. There's nothing here on earth you can buy for a penny.
Let's not disparage the penny I dare say. You doubt the power of the penny? Oh let me display for you its power that yet endures:
These prices would more easily be expressed as 180, 190, 200 and 260. But no, that reduction of a mere tenth of a cent entices drivers across our land. They so sadly shitcanned the first coin denomination to bear the words, IN GOD WE TRUST. Let them not repeat that mistake.