Why I had a good 3 days in jail LOL

[Victoria38]

I was served ribs once while I was in jail, it was on my first night of the three days that I was there.
After I ate the meat, I started putting the bones in my mouth and cracking the bones with my teeth and eating the marrow.
Then I started eating packets of honey.

After that, I was kept in the cell for 23 hours per day...
Except for when I had a call from my attorney... nobody went near me.

 

[JGalt]

I was served ribs once while I was in jail, it was on my first night of the three days that I was there.
After I ate the meat, I started putting the bones in my mouth and cracking the bones with my teeth and eating the marrow.
Then I started eating packets of honey.

After that, I was kept in the cell for 23 hours per day...
Except for when I had a call from my attorney... nobody went near me.

They were probably afraid you'd bite them.

 

[MayorQuimby]

Dude, you shouldn't crack bones with your teeth, you could crack your teeth.

Although, I bet jail food is good like hospital food. I was on a psych ward and the food sometimes made being crazy worth it. Almost.

 

[sparky]

yup, welp, we could trade notes..........~S~

 

[Moonglow]

The only ribs you would get in jail is from rats.

 

[MayorQuimby]

The only ribs you would get in jail is from rats.

What if she was on death-row and it was her night of execution.

 

[Moonglow]

What if she was on death-row and it was her night of execution.

Free tampons for life.

 

[hjmick]

Bullshit.

 

[Natural Citizen]

Bullshit.

It was funny, though.

 

[Yarddog]

I was served ribs once while I was in jail, it was on my first night of the three days that I was there.
After I ate the meat, I started putting the bones in my mouth and cracking the bones with my teeth and eating the marrow.
Then I started eating packets of honey.

After that, I was kept in the cell for 23 hours per day...
Except for when I had a call from my attorney... nobody went near me.

Pork Ribs or Beef Ribs?? did you eat the whole packet? or just the honey that came inside?
And yes, incase you were about to ask, I AM writing a documentary.

 

[mudwhistle]

I was served ribs once while I was in jail, it was on my first night of the three days that I was there.
After I ate the meat, I started putting the bones in my mouth and cracking the bones with my teeth and eating the marrow.
Then I started eating packets of honey.

After that, I was kept in the cell for 23 hours per day...
Except for when I had a call from my attorney... nobody went near me.

I've never been in jail. Course I've gone weeks with barely anything to eat during survival training.
They gave me a live chicken to eat after starving me for a week.

 

[Victoria38]

Pork Ribs or Beef Ribs?? did you eat the whole packet? or just the honey that came inside?
And yes, incase you were about to ask, I AM writing a documentary.

beef ribs.

 

[MayorQuimby]

I've never been in jail. Course I've gone weeks with barely anything to eat during survival training.
They gave me a live chicken to eat after starving me for a week.

If I went weeks without food, I'd probably eat even a Jew's dick.

 

[MarathonMike]

I was served ribs once while I was in jail, it was on my first night of the three days that I was there.
After I ate the meat, I started putting the bones in my mouth and cracking the bones with my teeth and eating the marrow.
Then I started eating packets of honey.

After that, I was kept in the cell for 23 hours per day...
Except for when I had a call from my attorney... nobody went near me.

Sooooo you're a chick and you crack open beef ribs with your teeth and eat the marrow?

 

[Natural Citizen]

If I went weeks without food, I'd probably eat even a Jew's dick.

I'm really surprised you've lasted as long as you have around here.

 

[Victoria38]

Sooooo you're a chick and you crack open beef ribs with your teeth and eat the marrow?

lol yep

 

[MayorQuimby]

I'm really surprised you've lasted as long as you have around here.

What? I sometimes make contributions, too.

 

[MayorQuimby]

How many inmates packed your fudge during those 3 days?

None. OP is a white boy posting in his pajamas, lol.

 

[Victoria38]

How many inmates packed your fudge during those 3 days?

0

 

[MayorQuimby]

0

How many inches erect, white boy.