Why I had a good 3 days in jail LOL

[MarathonMike]

lol yep

Oh my!

 

[Yarddog]

How many inches erect, white boy.

Are you an Aussie chick?

 

[skye]

I was served ribs once while I was in jail, it was on my first night of the three days that I was there.
After I ate the meat, I started putting the bones in my mouth and cracking the bones with my teeth and eating the marrow.
Then I started eating packets of honey.

After that, I was kept in the cell for 23 hours per day...
Except for when I had a call from my attorney... nobody went near me.

open them back..... better than jails

 

[odanny]

What did you do to your neighbor?

 

[JustAnotherNut]

I'm really surprised you've lasted as long as you have around here.

The board management needs a better vetting process to let some of these people in

 

[Natural Citizen]

The board management needs a better vetting process to let some of these people in

Well after oktexas finally manages to close all of the threads and there's nothng left to talk about, maybe they can work on that.

 

[Yarddog]

The board management needs a better vetting process to let some of these people in

Now I know you're not just another nut!

 

[MayorQuimby]

The board management needs a better vetting process to let some of these people in

Would you like to have some of this Jew dick that I still have left? It's from a few days ago but still relatively fresh. I put it in a bagel for a nice touch.

 

[Yarddog]

beef ribs.

Well you see........

The thing is.........

That makes your story very suspect........

Why you ask? ................

Well, you see........

If your answer had been pork ribs, I may simply have given you the nod and the wink, but now......

I wanted to believe you kid but you see........

Beef ribs can be turned into a PRISON SHANK!

Its the FACT JACK (to quote someone very famous)

So its hard to believe the prison authorities would be doling out anything other than Pork Ribs!

 

[Votto]

Dude, you shouldn't crack bones with your teeth, you could crack your teeth.

Although, I bet jail food is good like hospital food. I was on a psych ward and the food sometimes made being crazy worth it. Almost.

Also, you forgot to tell him, don't stick your head in a running fan as it tends to also hurt.