Why I Favor Small Posts......

[Dot Com]

... because they are less boring and easier to answer...
This is my brain reading a long OP in a thread..

1st Paragraph: hmm okay
2nd Paragraph: huh?
3rd Paragraph: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..................(or... already gone...)

Am a big believer in the power of three's. 3 paragraphs is pleanty 90% of the time.

3 Paragraphs is "toothefuckmuch"!

It's Twitter's fault and why I never joined. YOu kids these days. Can't write to save your life, and resent having to read. If there isn't a Youtube video about it it's just not worth knowing about huh?

yep. Kids these days

OH WAIT!!! You're the last one should be using that phrase.

 

[Bonzi]

... because they are less boring and easier to answer...
This is my brain reading a long OP in a thread..

1st Paragraph: hmm okay
2nd Paragraph: huh?
3rd Paragraph: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..................(or... already gone...)

Am a big believer in the power of three's. 3 paragraphs is pleanty 90% of the time.

Delta Dip Shit favors "3s". I refuse to say anything here because the ******* mods will ******* ban me. Anyone else?

Never live in fear.
It's a cage.

 

[Iron Head]

... because they are less boring and easier to answer...
This is my brain reading a long OP in a thread..

1st Paragraph: hmm okay
2nd Paragraph: huh?
3rd Paragraph: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..................(or... already gone...)

Am a big believer in the power of three's. 3 paragraphs is pleanty 90% of the time.

Delta Dip Shit favors "3s". I refuse to say anything here because the ******* mods will ******* ban me. Anyone else?

Never live in fear.
It's a cage.

You want me to get banned, eh? Here, let me just throw out some words:

Pedophile
Lawn chair
Lunar
Delta
Radiator
Three year old child
Sauce pan
Corkscrew
Mainframe
Throbbing cock
Solar
Timer
Watch
Molestation

Got it? Do you catch my drift?

 

[Iron Head]

... because they are less boring and easier to answer...
This is my brain reading a long OP in a thread..

1st Paragraph: hmm okay
2nd Paragraph: huh?
3rd Paragraph: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..................(or... already gone...)

Am a big believer in the power of three's. 3 paragraphs is pleanty 90% of the time.

3 Paragraphs is "toothefuckmuch"!

It's Twitter's fault and why I never joined. YOu kids these days. Can't write to save your life, and resent having to read. If there isn't a Youtube video about it it's just not worth knowing about huh?

yep. Kids these days

OH WAIT!!! You're the last one should be using that phrase.

Get rid of that ******* traitor's pic, you punk!

 

[Bonzi]

Lawn chair

yeah that dreaded lawn chair... (no clue what that means... )
.... lawn chairs ARE sexy actually... hmmm...... (if adults are on them I mean...)

 

[Dot Com]

... because they are less boring and easier to answer...
This is my brain reading a long OP in a thread..

1st Paragraph: hmm okay
2nd Paragraph: huh?
3rd Paragraph: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..................(or... already gone...)

Am a big believer in the power of three's. 3 paragraphs is pleanty 90% of the time.

3 Paragraphs is "toothefuckmuch"!

It's Twitter's fault and why I never joined. YOu kids these days. Can't write to save your life, and resent having to read. If there isn't a Youtube video about it it's just not worth knowing about huh?

yep. Kids these days

OH WAIT!!! You're the last one should be using that phrase.

Get rid of that ******* traitor's pic, you punk!

I don't take orders from n00bs, n00b

 

[Judicial review]

... because they are less boring and easier to answer...
This is my brain reading a long OP in a thread..

1st Paragraph: hmm okay
2nd Paragraph: huh?
3rd Paragraph: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..................(or... already gone...)

Am a big believer in the power of three's. 3 paragraphs is pleanty 90% of the time.

Delta Dip Shit favors "3s". I refuse to say anything here because the ******* mods will ******* ban me. Anyone else?

Never live in fear.
It's a cage.

No way!

 

[Iron Head]

Am a big believer in the power of three's. 3 paragraphs is pleanty 90% of the time.

3 Paragraphs is "toothefuckmuch"!

It's Twitter's fault and why I never joined. YOu kids these days. Can't write to save your life, and resent having to read. If there isn't a Youtube video about it it's just not worth knowing about huh?

yep. Kids these days

OH WAIT!!! You're the last one should be using that phrase.

Get rid of that ******* traitor's pic, you punk!

I don't take orders from n00bs, n00b

If your source of authority is that you have waste more time on this board than I have then you, sir, are a pud.