Why doesn't Trump wear a wedding ring?

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Just wondering. Anybody else notice he doesn't exactly embrace the values he blathers about?

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I see your confusion, so many of us wondered if he was married....
 
His tiny fingers are too small?

Melania got so pissed over Stormy, Trump still can't get it off of his tiny male member?

Stormy stole it.

Trump hocked it to Putin?

He lost it in a tanning booth?

Gold literally flees from his fingers?

He gave it to Ivanka, late one night?

He gave it to Roger Stone, late one night?

His prenup with Ivana prohibits him from doing so?

It's part of Trump Towers?
 
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I heard he kept losing it in vaginas cause he is always grabbing *****.
Mac daddy!
 
Wait. Isn't the wearing of wedding rings one of those icky Church type traditions that should be separated from state stuff?
 
Maybe he just can't remember which ring belongs to which wife.
 
I think it's pretty clear that he and his wife are probably not your typical Romeo and Juliet. This sort of attack is kind of low though, in my opinion.
 
I wonder if you Trumpanzees wouldn't have made a big deal out of Obama not wearing a wedding ring. You know, the POTUS who didn't have to pay off porn stars and Playboy bunnies before he was elected.
 
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I think it's pretty clear that he and his wife are probably not your typical Romeo and Juliet. This sort of attack is kind of low though, in my opinion.


Attack? My question is an attack? Goddamn, you'd better go find your safe space now.
 
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