So you are saying that you will give a "free full body massage with happy ending and g-spot focus work" and expect nothing in return?
just a little friendship, now that we know each other better.
Some friendship. You have already said, in no uncertain terms, that the ONLY way you give a massage is if you get to "massage" her breasts and crotch. Otherwise, you said she didn't love you and you would no longer be her friend.
that is just you special pleading, Shill for Poon. Striking for drama queen, next?
No, that is me repeating what you said.
And just to educate you on your vocabulary, the definition of "Shill" is:
"an accomplice of a hawker, gambler, or swindler who acts as an enthusiastic customer to entice or encourage others"
I am not an accomplice, and I do not ACT like an enthusiastic customer to entice or encourage others.
First of all, I am a huge fan of women in general, so there is absolutely no acting involved.
Second of all, in my experience, straight men need no encouragement to chase women.