Why can't I get a question like this from a female coworker who is young and good looking?

[fbj]

Today this 55 year old female coworker asked me am I good in giving massages because she has a kink in her neck and would like me to get it out???? I was trying my best to change the conversation because I was grossed out and there was no way I was putting my fingers on her neck lol

I am just stunned she thought it was ok to ask me some dumb shit like that during work hours

 

[Bonzi]

Where in the world do you work? That stuff has never happened at an of my jobs. The HR Dept would be so busy with sexual harassment cases nothing else would get done! This has to be a running joke!

 

[fbj]

Where in the world do you work? That stuff has never happened at an of my jobs. The HR Dept would be so busy with sexual harassment cases nothing else would get done! This has to be a running joke!

Did you know the definition of sexual harassment is "no sexual attraction" lol

 

[Moonglow]

Where in the world do you work? That stuff has never happened at an of my jobs. The HR Dept would be so busy with sexual harassment cases nothing else would get done! This has to be a running joke!

Did you know the definition of sexual harassment is "no sexual attraction" lol

Professionals don't touch them,,,,well,,,, in only one way, in their mind....

 

[fbj]

Where in the world do you work? That stuff has never happened at an of my jobs. The HR Dept would be so busy with sexual harassment cases nothing else would get done! This has to be a running joke!

Did you know the definition of sexual harassment is "no sexual attraction" lol

Professionals don't touch them,,,,well,,,, in only one way, in their mind....

I guess she felt it was ok because her cubicle is in the cut and not out in the open.

 

[Moonglow]

Where in the world do you work? That stuff has never happened at an of my jobs. The HR Dept would be so busy with sexual harassment cases nothing else would get done! This has to be a running joke!

Did you know the definition of sexual harassment is "no sexual attraction" lol

Professionals don't touch them,,,,well,,,, in only one way, in their mind....

I guess she felt it was ok because her cubicle is in the cut and not out in the open.

I'm 54 and wouldn't touch it....

 

[Alex.]

I was asked the same thing but at school. It was a ******* guy that asked me. Younger than 55 so I will send him your way.

 

[fbj]

I was asked the same thing but at school. It was a ******* guy that asked me. Younger than 55 so I will send him your way.

Was it Brucie?

 

[Alex.]

I was asked the same thing but at school. It was a ******* guy that asked me. Younger than 55 so I will send him your way.

Was it Brucie?

No it was chrisL

 

[Bonzi]

I was asked the same thing but at school. It was a ******* guy that asked me. Younger than 55 so I will send him your way.

icky....

 

[Bonzi]

I was asked the same thing but at school. It was a ******* guy that asked me. Younger than 55 so I will send him your way.

Was it Brucie?

No it was chrisL

She's younger than 55?

 

[Alex.]

I was asked the same thing but at school. It was a ******* guy that asked me. Younger than 55 so I will send him your way.

icky....

yea icky I thought the creep was my friend he wants to be my butt buddy.

 

[Bonzi]

I was asked the same thing but at school. It was a ******* guy that asked me. Younger than 55 so I will send him your way.

icky....

yea icky I thought the creep was my friend he wants to be my butt buddy.

well on the upside, usually they go for attractive men/boys so - I guess you were good looking....

 

[Alex.]

I was asked the same thing but at school. It was a ******* guy that asked me. Younger than 55 so I will send him your way.

Was it Brucie?

No it was chrisL

She's younger than 55?

No she is older than dirt and crustier than a piece of burnt toast.

 

[Alex.]

I was asked the same thing but at school. It was a ******* guy that asked me. Younger than 55 so I will send him your way.

icky....

yea icky I thought the creep was my friend he wants to be my butt buddy.

well on the upside, usually they go for attractive men/boys so - I guess you were good looking....

I still am good looking just not a candidate for a bung hole camping.

 

[Bonzi]

I was asked the same thing but at school. It was a ******* guy that asked me. Younger than 55 so I will send him your way.

icky....

yea icky I thought the creep was my friend he wants to be my butt buddy.

well on the upside, usually they go for attractive men/boys so - I guess you were good looking....

I still am good looking just not a candidate for a bung hole camping.

Well you should not have any problems then.... if anyone approaches you again I would laugh.
But as a kid it's just disgusting.

 

[Alex.]

I was asked the same thing but at school. It was a ******* guy that asked me. Younger than 55 so I will send him your way.

icky....

yea icky I thought the creep was my friend he wants to be my butt buddy.

well on the upside, usually they go for attractive men/boys so - I guess you were good looking....

I still am good looking just not a candidate for a bung hole camping.

Well you should not have any problems then.... if anyone approaches you again I would laugh.
But as a kid it's just disgusting.

I was in graduate school. I see that guy on FB still creeps me out.

 

[Bonzi]

icky....

yea icky I thought the creep was my friend he wants to be my butt buddy.

well on the upside, usually they go for attractive men/boys so - I guess you were good looking....

I still am good looking just not a candidate for a bung hole camping.

Well you should not have any problems then.... if anyone approaches you again I would laugh.
But as a kid it's just disgusting.

I was in graduate school. I see that guy on FB still creeps me out.

yeah still icky if you are not gay.
I don't think I have ever been approached by a gay girl.
Bi-sexual girls? Yes. But on line (they may have been gay but just said they were bi-sexual to not scare me off)

 

[Alex.]

yea icky I thought the creep was my friend he wants to be my butt buddy.

well on the upside, usually they go for attractive men/boys so - I guess you were good looking....

I still am good looking just not a candidate for a bung hole camping.

Well you should not have any problems then.... if anyone approaches you again I would laugh.
But as a kid it's just disgusting.

I was in graduate school. I see that guy on FB still creeps me out.

yeah still icky if you are not gay.
I don't think I have ever been approached by a gay girl.
Bi-sexual girls? Yes. But on line (they may have been gay but just said they were bi-sexual to not scare me off)

It ain't the first an won't be the last, but I knew the guy for years ans we were pretty good friends.

Online romance? total bullshit

 

[Iceweasel]

You have a government job, you are not working with Mensa Society members. Just tell her you injured your hands opening your paper clip box.