Why can't I get a question like this from a female coworker who is young and good looking?

[Michelle420]

why do you need a companion?

I don;t need shit

Are you a lonely boy?

 

[fbj]

why do you need a companion?

I don;t need shit

Are you a lonely boy?

Not really, just need a saturday play mate. All the other days I can watch sports in my underwear while eating wings

 

[Michelle420]

why do you need a companion?

I don;t need shit

Are you a lonely boy?

Not really, just need a saturday play mate. All the other days I can watch sports in my underwear while eating wings

Shouldn't be such a struggle then.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Today this 55 year old female coworker asked me am I good in giving massages because she has a kink in her neck and would like me to get it out???? I was trying my best to change the conversation because I was grossed out and there was no way I was putting my fingers on her neck lol

I am just stunned she thought it was ok to ask me some dumb shit like that during work hours

Why a young female co-worker would not ask you?

Simple, they have better taste.

Why the older woman?

She might be desperate for attention and saw you as the last man that might be interested.

Also when I was in my 20's I would date women in their 30's and they taught me more than any woman that was my age at that time.

I understand the woman you described is in her 50's, and would repulse you now but when you get to that age you will discover why she was wanting your hands on her, and you will be her asking some poor innocent girl to rub your neck or other parts of your body while she vomits in the waste paper basket and files sexual harassment charges against you.

Also if you felt you were wrong then file a complaint and have HR deal with it.

It wasnt really her age because I have a secret crush on a woman who is in her 50's with gray hair and glasses. This particular women is not attractive which is why it gross me out

The age of a woman really does not matter as long as you have attraction to the woman. If the woman in question is making you uncomfortable then let HR deal with it.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Today this 55 year old female coworker asked me am I good in giving massages because she has a kink in her neck and would like me to get it out????

 

[fbj]

Today this 55 year old female coworker asked me am I good in giving massages because she has a kink in her neck and would like me to get it out???? I was trying my best to change the conversation because I was grossed out and there was no way I was putting my fingers on her neck lol

I am just stunned she thought it was ok to ask me some dumb shit like that during work hours

Why a young female co-worker would not ask you?

Simple, they have better taste.

Why the older woman?

She might be desperate for attention and saw you as the last man that might be interested.

Also when I was in my 20's I would date women in their 30's and they taught me more than any woman that was my age at that time.

I understand the woman you described is in her 50's, and would repulse you now but when you get to that age you will discover why she was wanting your hands on her, and you will be her asking some poor innocent girl to rub your neck or other parts of your body while she vomits in the waste paper basket and files sexual harassment charges against you.

Also if you felt you were wrong then file a complaint and have HR deal with it.

It wasnt really her age because I have a secret crush on a woman who is in her 50's with gray hair and glasses. This particular women is not attractive which is why it gross me out

The age of a woman really does not matter as long as you have attraction to the woman. If the woman in question is making you uncomfortable then let HR deal with it.

That was the only uncomfortable moment. I dont expect to experience anymore of those moments or I will have to say something

 

[Atonia_de_Elsinore]

Today this 55 year old female coworker asked me am I good in giving massages because she has a kink in her neck and would like me to get it out???? I was trying my best to change the conversation because I was grossed out and there was no way I was putting my fingers on her neck lol

I am just stunned she thought it was ok to ask me some dumb shit like that during work hours

Maybe she just had a pain in her neck and thought you were nice enough to help her.

55 is not very old. With any luck you'll eventually come to understand that yourself. But I remember when 25 seemed ancient and gross.

 

[fbj]

Today this 55 year old female coworker asked me am I good in giving massages because she has a kink in her neck and would like me to get it out???? I was trying my best to change the conversation because I was grossed out and there was no way I was putting my fingers on her neck lol

I am just stunned she thought it was ok to ask me some dumb shit like that during work hours

Maybe she just had a pain in her neck and thought you were nice enough to help her.

55 is not very old. With any luck you'll eventually come to understand that yourself. But I remember when 25 seemed ancient and gross.

55 is not old but for what she wanted it's extremely old

 

[Bonzi]

 

[fbj]

Im not a fan of receiving attention from unattractive women

 

[Bonzi]

Most people don't want to receive advances from people they don't find attractive.
Best to ignore them or just be politely short with them.
They should get the message, if not, they are probably not mentally stable.....

 

[fbj]

Most people don't want to receive advances from people they don't find attractive.
Best to ignore them or just be politely short with them.
They should get the message, if not, they are probably not mentally stable.....

This ugly girl on the dating site kept sending me messages and I had to report her to customer service. Lol

 

[Bonzi]

Most people don't want to receive advances from people they don't find attractive.
Best to ignore them or just be politely short with them.
They should get the message, if not, they are probably not mentally stable.....

This ugly girl on the dating site kept sending me messages and I had to report her to customer service. Lol

You're a mess .... or a great pretender of one...

 

[fbj]

Most people don't want to receive advances from people they don't find attractive.
Best to ignore them or just be politely short with them.
They should get the message, if not, they are probably not mentally stable.....

This ugly girl on the dating site kept sending me messages and I had to report her to customer service. Lol

You're a mess .... or a great pretender of one...

No she was a hot mess. Lol

 

[Bonzi]

Hot mess somehow sounds sexy .....

 

[amrchaos]

So, massaging a persons shoulder is a sexual advance?

Are you sure, because that means I've been hit on numerous times and did not know it!! By both men and women--Old and jail bait aged!!

Even worst, I tend to give them the message....

Then, a lot of females, my girlfriends especially, always had a habit of calling me "dense" and "dumb"!

 

[fbj]

So, massaging a persons shoulder is a sexual advance?

Are you sure, because that means I've been hit on numerous times and did not know it!! By both men and women--Old and jail bait aged!!

Even worst, I tend to give them the message....

Then, a lot of females, my girlfriends especially, always had a habit of calling me "dense" and "dumb"!

It was her neck she wanted me to massage and I was not putting my fingers on no part of her

 

[rdean]

Where in the world do you work? That stuff has never happened at an of my jobs. The HR Dept would be so busy with sexual harassment cases nothing else would get done! This has to be a running joke!

We had a guy who was the head of HR. He took a picture of the girl at the switchboard and put her head on the body of a dominatrix and then brought it up on the projector as a joke at a company meeting. He was fired on the spot. On the way out he said he should have known better. The head of HR? He must have had raging hormones.

 

[rdean]

So, massaging a persons shoulder is a sexual advance?

Are you sure, because that means I've been hit on numerous times and did not know it!! By both men and women--Old and jail bait aged!!

Even worst, I tend to give them the message....

Then, a lot of females, my girlfriends especially, always had a habit of calling me "dense" and "dumb"!

Men ask you to massage them? Did it have a happy ending?

 

[koshergrl]

Today this 55 year old female coworker asked me am I good in giving massages because she has a kink in her neck and would like me to get it out???? I was trying my best to change the conversation because I was grossed out and there was no way I was putting my fingers on her neck lol

I am just stunned she thought it was ok to ask me some dumb shit like that during work hours

Why a young female co-worker would not ask you?

Simple, they have better taste.

Why the older woman?

She might be desperate for attention and saw you as the last man that might be interested.

Also when I was in my 20's I would date women in their 30's and they taught me more than any woman that was my age at that time.

I understand the woman you described is in her 50's, and would repulse you now but when you get to that age you will discover why she was wanting your hands on her, and you will be her asking some poor innocent girl to rub your neck or other parts of your body while she vomits in the waste paper basket and files sexual harassment charges against you.

Also if you felt you were wrong then file a complaint and have HR deal with it.

Or maybe her neck was spasming.

I've had women come up behind me and knead my neck unasked. Totally creeps me out, they have no concept of personal space.

Equally dismaying is the coworker who stands with her boob touching you at huddle. Wtf, there's a whole freaking building...do you have to nudge me with your tit????