White House quarantines Mark Meadows after he tests positive for honesty!

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For context, here's what Meadows was honest about: :cool:

“We’re not going to control the pandemic," Mark Meadows, Trump's chief of staff, said on CNN. “We are going to control the fact that we get vaccines, therapeutics and other mitigation areas.” He did not share his boss' view that the pandemic is turning a corner or that it will, absent a vaccine.​


WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The White House has quarantined Mark Meadows after the chief of staff tested positive for honesty.​
Out of an abundance of caution, Meadows will be secluded in a locked room in the White House sub-basement through November 3rd.​
As part of his quarantine, Meadows will be socially distanced from microphones, cameras, phones, and all other recording and transmitting devices.​
A White House source said that other staffers were “shaken” by the news that Meadows had been infected by honesty.​
“This is why you shouldn’t talk to journalists,” the source said. “Mark probably caught it from one of them.”​
Although other members of the Administration have yet to be tested for honesty, an official White House statement said that the American people should “rest assured” that Donald J. Trump and Mike Pence are totally asymptomatic.​

 

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What Meadows states is fact! You will not control this, EVER!

Only a fool thinks they can contain and manage a virus... After the first month or so the expansion will be exponential no matter what you do...

Protect the Vulnerable and allow those who tolerate the virus well to get it over with. Only natural Herd immunity will contain the virus. Its called BIOLOGICAL FACT!
 

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For context, here's what Meadows was honest about: :cool:

“We’re not going to control the pandemic," Mark Meadows, Trump's chief of staff, said on CNN. “We are going to control the fact that we get vaccines, therapeutics and other mitigation areas.” He did not share his boss' view that the pandemic is turning a corner or that it will, absent a vaccine.​


WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The White House has quarantined Mark Meadows after the chief of staff tested positive for honesty.​
Out of an abundance of caution, Meadows will be secluded in a locked room in the White House sub-basement through November 3rd.​
As part of his quarantine, Meadows will be socially distanced from microphones, cameras, phones, and all other recording and transmitting devices.​
A White House source said that other staffers were “shaken” by the news that Meadows had been infected by honesty.​
“This is why you shouldn’t talk to journalists,” the source said. “Mark probably caught it from one of them.”​
Although other members of the Administration have yet to be tested for honesty, an official White House statement said that the American people should “rest assured” that Donald J. Trump and Mike Pence are totally asymptomatic.​

Meadows, the imbecilic quackster, is going to be out of a job real soon anyway. What comes out of that loser's mouth, good or bad, means diddly squat.
 
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Meadows, the imbecilic quackster, is going to be out of a job real soon anyway. What comes out of that loser's mouth, good or bad, means diddly squat.
I don't think any of these sycophant douche nozzles who fell under Rump's spell will ever get another job.
Even IF they're lucky enough to stay out of prison.

 

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What Meadows states is fact! You will not control this, EVER!

Only a fool thinks they can contain and manage a virus...
And we have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control.
Donald Jackass Trump

We think we have it very well under control.
Donald Jackass Trump

The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA.
Donald Jackass Trump
 

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What Meadows states is fact! You will not control this, EVER!

Only a fool thinks they can contain and manage a virus...
And we have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control.
Donald Jackass Trump

We think we have it very well under control.
Donald Jackass Trump

The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA.
Donald Jackass Trump
15 to 0. We will never forget.
 

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What Meadows states is fact! You will not control this, EVER!

Only a fool thinks they can contain and manage a virus...
And we have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control.
Donald Jackass Trump

We think we have it very well under control.
Donald Jackass Trump

The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA.
Donald Jackass Trump
And where was that information coming from?

THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION AND CHINA who stated there was no human to human transmission until late MARCH...
 

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What Meadows states is fact! You will not control this, EVER!

Only a fool thinks they can contain and manage a virus... After the first month or so the expansion will be exponential no matter what you do...

Protect the Vulnerable and allow those who tolerate the virus well to get it over with. Only natural Herd immunity will contain the virus. Its called BIOLOGICAL FACT!
Just like they claim they can control the climate...
They are laughing stocks.
 

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Masks, distancing and basic hygiene will keep the spread below what it is. But Trump's relection requires people deny the science we are taught in grade school

I don't think even 40% buy his bullshit, but he might win the EC college on abortion and guns. And I understand the tumpanzees fear of irony.
 

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What Meadows states is fact! You will not control this, EVER!

Only a fool thinks they can contain and manage a virus...
And we have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control.
Donald Jackass Trump

We think we have it very well under control.
Donald Jackass Trump

The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA.
Donald Jackass Trump
And where was that information coming from?

THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION AND CHINA who stated there was no human to human transmission until late MARCH...
LIAR!

No, that info came from the mouth of Donald Jackass Trump NOT the WHO!!!!

And if by late March you mean Jan 24, 2020 then you wouldn't be the worthless lying scum you are!

Data as reported by: 24 January 2020
New epidemiological information reinforces the evidence that the 2019-nCoV can be transmitted from one individual to another.
 

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