White House Assures Americans We're Not A Banana Republic, We're A Democratic Banana Republic

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White House Assures Americans
We're Not A Banana Republic, We're A Democratic Banana Republic​

White House Assures Americans We're Not A Banana Republic, We're A Democratic Banana Republic

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to public outcry that America has descended to the level of a banana republic, the Biden administration assured the American people that the United States is a democratic banana republic.

babylonbee.com

16 Aug 2023

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to public outcry that America has descended to the level of a banana republic, the Biden administration assured the American people that the United States is a democratic banana republic.
"These wild statements need to stop," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "Any assertion that this country has turned into a banana republic is completely off base. We are a democratic banana republic, in which the people have the illusion of being able to elect leaders who completely wreck everything. It's an important distinction."
The Biden administration released a forceful statement declaring that their prosecution of political opponents was being performed in a very democratic fashion. "Yes, we jail political opponents just like in a banana republic - but the prosecutors are appointed by elected officials. It's all very democratic," explained the White House. "Our economic, political, military and moral decline has all been overseen by representatives chosen by a cabal of wealthy elites - but elites who also won elections that citizens could participate in. Those are the facts our critics do not want to admit."
President Biden has reportedly brushed off all mention of "banana republic" criticisms. "People keep saying we're a ‘banana republic,'" he said when questioned by the media. "I've never agreed with that. If we are a banana republic, where are the banana trees? Pure malarkey. A taco republic, or maybe a hamburger republic, you could talk me into."


Commentary:
BabylonBee speaking truth through satire
Biden`s correct description of a banana Republic in is own words.

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There`s little difference between Venezuela`s regime incarcerating Maduro`s competitor, or Putin`s relentless persecution of Alexei Navalny, and Joe Biden`s persecution of Trump.

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[Thunk]

To call us a banana republic is an insult to bananas!

Democrat filth have turned our country into a festering hell hole.

Whatch out for the pile of human shit on the sidewalk! There are piles of it EVERYWHERE!

 

[two_iron]

The party that likes to fuck kids is telling us we're not a banana republic because there aren't any tanks in the streets.... yet.

Stealing elections with software algorithms is not the same thing as shooting citizens down in the streets....or is it?

Plus we're not eating the zoo animals yet (like Venezuela), so we've got that going for us.

 

[jasonnfree]

Ignorant right winger know nothings pretending to know something.

 

[Thunk]

The party that likes to fuck kids is telling us we're not a banana republic because there aren't any tanks in the streets.... yet.

Stealing elections with software algorithms is not the same thing as shooting citizens down in the streets....or is it?

Plus we're not eating the zoo animals yet (like Venezuela), so we've got that going for us.


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