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Which Secret Service team has the best gig ?

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The Secret Service ensures the safety of the President of the United States, the Vice President of the United States, the president's and vice president's immediate families, former presidents, their spouses and their minor children under the age of 16 Secret Service protection around the clock, wherever they go. The salaries vary, and the White House guys probably get the best food, (depending on where Donald Trump happens to be)....pretty good seafood in south Florida.

Obama's crew gets Martha's Vineyard and Hawaii occasionally- not bad. They don't like Hillary, so that may be a tough gig-- at least it was when she was First Lady and the Secretary of State. Bill is probably not so bad to look after -- they probably have to keep an ankle bracelet on him.
 
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The Secret Service ensures the safety of the President of the United States, the Vice President of the United States, the president's and vice president's immediate families, former presidents, their spouses and their minor children under the age of 16 Secret Service protection around the clock, wherever they go. The salaries vary, and the White House guys probably get the best food, (depending on where Donald Trump happens to be)....pretty good seafood in south Florida.

Obama's crew gets Martha's Vineyard and Hawaii occasionally- not bad. They don't like Hillary, so that may be a tough gig-- at least it was when she was First Lady and the Secretary of State. Bill is probably not so bad to look after -- they probably have to keep an ankle bracelet on him.
The team that has to change Joe's diaper. They draw straws to see which one gets to keep the diaper for a souvenir.
 

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The Secret Service ensures the safety of the President of the United States, the Vice President of the United States, the president's and vice president's immediate families, former presidents, their spouses and their minor children under the age of 16 Secret Service protection around the clock, wherever they go. The salaries vary, and the White House guys probably get the best food, (depending on where Donald Trump happens to be)....pretty good seafood in south Florida.

Obama's crew gets Martha's Vineyard and Hawaii occasionally- not bad. They don't like Hillary, so that may be a tough gig-- at least it was when she was First Lady and the Secretary of State. Bill is probably not so bad to look after -- they probably have to keep an ankle bracelet on him.
Clintons SS agents, party girls.
 

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The SS under homO had to deal with Michael Robinson walking into the men's room and standing to pee.....
 
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Dick Cheney has to hide in Wyoming with his own armed security guards.
They hide his guns so he won't shoot anyone in the face, but he fishes a lot.

They say he's still a bit paranoid so he has decoy Dicks around. ( like Saddam and Osama had)
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Dubya's Secret Service detail has a sweet gig. He is reportedly gracious with his assigned agents, with a sense of noblesse oblige. Further, he goes to a lot of pro baseball and football games and lives in the civilized state of Texas.
 
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Dubya's Secret Service detail has a sweet gig. He is reportedly gracious with his assigned agents, with a sense of noblesse oblige. Further, he goes to a lot of pro baseball and football games and lives in the civilized state of Texas.
A good tipper ?
Jimmy Carter has Rosalynn bake pies for them.
This is her in 1977 as the beautiful innocent country girl First Lady.
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For those agents who like to see the seedy underside of Americana, the Hunter Biden Secret Service fellows have an interesting job. Hanging in strip joints and crack houses is a bit different that what they are traditionally used to.
 
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For those agents who like to see the seedy underside of Americana, the Hunter Biden Secret Service fellows have an interesting job. Hanging in strip joints and crack houses is a bit different that what they are traditionally used to.
Not sure he qualifies for it being over 16, but Joe probably has black op CIA undercover watching him like hawks. ":Keep that son-of-a -bitch home and out of trouble, or you'll be on the next cargo plane to the Arctic Circle submarine station.." Joe Biden to Hunter's bodyguards.
 

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Dubya's Secret Service detail has a sweet gig. He is reportedly gracious with his assigned agents, with a sense of noblesse oblige. Further, he goes to a lot of pro baseball and football games and lives in the civilized state of Texas.
A good tipper ?
Jimmy Carter has Rosalynn bake pies for them.
This is her in 1977 as the beautiful innocent country girl First Lady.
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Rural Georgia can be a problemsome place to live , however.

The Gay Community can be awfully aggressive as the late Ned Beatty could testify too.
 
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Rural Georgia can be a problemsome place to live , however.

The Gay Community can be awfully aggressive as the late Ned Beatty could testify too.
That's the mountain boys of north Georgia ....the Carter's are down in Plains - like 100 miles south of Atlanta.
Rosalyn at 17
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Hillary Clinton and Lyndon Johnson are notoriously bitchy alcoholic drunks. That would suck to be around them everyday.
 

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I don't like the Bushes politics at all but I hear they were the most respectful to the SS. The Obamas and the Clintons were allegedly the worst. Biden? I doubt if he even knows they're there but his big mouthed, screeching wife is probably pretty hard to take.
 

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The Secret Service ensures the safety of the President of the United States, the Vice President of the United States, the president's and vice president's immediate families, former presidents, their spouses and their minor children under the age of 16 Secret Service protection around the clock, wherever they go. The salaries vary, and the White House guys probably get the best food, (depending on where Donald Trump happens to be)....pretty good seafood in south Florida.

Obama's crew gets Martha's Vineyard and Hawaii occasionally- not bad. They don't like Hillary, so that may be a tough gig-- at least it was when she was First Lady and the Secretary of State. Bill is probably not so bad to look after -- they probably have to keep an ankle bracelet on him.
The team that has to change Joe's diaper. They draw straws to see which one gets to keep the diaper for a souvenir.

Trump has been in diapers since he was on Celebrity Apprentice.
 

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Dubya's Secret Service detail has a sweet gig. He is reportedly gracious with his assigned agents, with a sense of noblesse oblige. Further, he goes to a lot of pro baseball and football games and lives in the civilized state of Texas.

Barbara Bush was a great favorite with the Secret Service when she was first lady. Nancy Reagan was NOT.
 

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A secret service agent would rather protect Trump- who lives an interesting life- than Jimmy Carter who has spent the last 40 years traveling to Shit Hole countries.
 

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A secret service agent would rather protect Trump- who lives an interesting life- than Jimmy Carter who has spent the last 40 years traveling to Shit Hole countries.

They don't like Trump at all. They did like Roslyn Carter, Pat Nixon and Michelle Obama. Don't you have any friends in the Secret Service?
 

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