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An imam from a Central Anatolian province has been suspended from duty after he was hospitalized with "pieces of cucumber" in his rectum, the Turkish newspaper Hurriyet Daily News reports.

The 39-year-old imam working in Kayseri applied to the emergency room of a hospital in the early morning hours of June 23 with severe abdominal pain and bleeding.

The doctors reportedly took pieces of cucumber out of his rectum, and the official diagnosis in the incident was “bleeding in the anus and rectum and foreign object in the rectum.”

The imam was discharged on June 24 after treatment.

After the story made it to the local press, an official investigation has been launched by the local branch of the Religious Affairs Directorate, or Diyanet, of which the imam was an employee.

He was suspended immediately.

The Turkish Chamber of Doctors, meanwhile, slammed the hospital officials for leaking information about a patient.

Later they served him a tossed salad!

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Turkish imam suspended after 'pieces of cucumber found in his rectum'
 
An imam from a Central Anatolian province has been suspended from duty after he was hospitalized with "pieces of cucumber" in his rectum, the Turkish newspaper Hurriyet Daily News reports.

The 39-year-old imam working in Kayseri applied to the emergency room of a hospital in the early morning hours of June 23 with severe abdominal pain and bleeding.

The doctors reportedly took pieces of cucumber out of his rectum, and the official diagnosis in the incident was “bleeding in the anus and rectum and foreign object in the rectum.”

The imam was discharged on June 24 after treatment.

After the story made it to the local press, an official investigation has been launched by the local branch of the Religious Affairs Directorate, or Diyanet, of which the imam was an employee.

He was suspended immediately.

The Turkish Chamber of Doctors, meanwhile, slammed the hospital officials for leaking information about a patient.

Later they served him a tossed salad!

Read more.


Turkish imam suspended after 'pieces of cucumber found in his rectum'

I haven't seen Guno here lately
 
Well this obviously demonstrates they need much tougher cucumber laws and a flat out ban on assault cucumbers! How many more Islamic anuses will be damaged before the nuts at their National Cucumber Association are held accountable for these dastardly results? What a bunch of heartless assholes!!!
 
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Well this obviously demonstrates they need much tougher cucumber laws and a flat out ban on assault cucumbers! How many more Islamic anuses will be damaged before the nuts at their National Cucumber Association are held accountable for these dastardly results? What a bunch of heartless assholes!!!

First off, it was just a regular cucumber, not an assault cucumber. Assault cucumbers are only available to the French military and are kept very "tightly" controlled. I can also assure that the NCA does not have anything to do with this. It was just a lone asshole committing the act. Secondly, only artichokes have hearts, so if you have some particular disdain for heartless assholes, then the remedy would be to shove artichokes up their asses.
 
Well this obviously demonstrates they need much tougher cucumber laws and a flat out ban on assault cucumbers! How many more Islamic anuses will be damaged before the nuts at their National Cucumber Association are held accountable for these dastardly results? What a bunch of heartless assholes!!!

First off, it was just a regular cucumber, not an assault cucumber. Assault cucumbers are only available to the French military and are kept very "tightly" controlled. I can also assure that the NCA does not have anything to do with this. It was just a lone asshole committing the act. Secondly, only artichokes have hearts, so if you have some particular disdain for heartless assholes, then the remedy would be to shove artichokes up their asses.
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Maybe this towel head like pickles and figured if he left it shoved up his ass long enough it would become one.
 

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