a millionaire died. he had 3 million dollars. he gave 1 million to his lawyer, 1 million to his preacher, and 1 million to his best friend. befor he died he told each of them to put the money in his casket because he wanted to take his money to heaven with him.
After the funeral the 3 men were all standing around talking. the preacher asked the lawyer if he put his money in the casket. the lawyer replies, " well no. i put half in. the other half is for my services."
the lawyer then asked the preacher the same question. the preacher said" well of course not. God told me to keep 1/3 of the money to fix up the church. so i did and i put 2/3 in the casket"
the dead mans best friend stood there in shock and amazment "well, i cant believe you 2!!! after everything that has happened, you have the ball to keep his money!!!!'
the lawyer and the preach just stood there with their heads hung down in shame. The lawyer then asked,"so i take it that you put all of your money in the casket???"
the best friend replied "Yeah, sure did. I wrote him a check!"
After the funeral the 3 men were all standing around talking. the preacher asked the lawyer if he put his money in the casket. the lawyer replies, " well no. i put half in. the other half is for my services."
the lawyer then asked the preacher the same question. the preacher said" well of course not. God told me to keep 1/3 of the money to fix up the church. so i did and i put 2/3 in the casket"
the dead mans best friend stood there in shock and amazment "well, i cant believe you 2!!! after everything that has happened, you have the ball to keep his money!!!!'
the lawyer and the preach just stood there with their heads hung down in shame. The lawyer then asked,"so i take it that you put all of your money in the casket???"
the best friend replied "Yeah, sure did. I wrote him a check!"
