Where is my Remote Control?

[RadiomanATL]

Shoot, you mean I have to change the channel by HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feel around up under all those fat rolls........Gotta be in there somewhere......Maybe you'll get lucky and find that Dorito ya' lost a few months back also.

It is impossible for EZ to be fat.

Celery sticks contain no saturated fats or cholesterol.

 

[xotoxi]

It is impossible for EZ to be fat.

Celery sticks contain no saturated fats or cholesterol.

But the tofu-flavored turkey that she unknowingly consumed at Thanksgiving did.

 

[RadiomanATL]

It is impossible for EZ to be fat.

Celery sticks contain no saturated fats or cholesterol.

But the tofu-flavored turkey that she unknowingly consumed at Thanksgiving did.

But the ratio for tofu to poundage gain is like 50:1

 

[Wicked Jester]

Shoot, you mean I have to change the channel by HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feel around up under all those fat rolls........Gotta be in there somewhere......Maybe you'll get lucky and find that Dorito ya' lost a few months back also.

It is impossible for EZ to be fat.

Celery sticks contain no saturated fats or cholesterol.

Ohhhhhhh, she's one of them?

Well that explains a lot!

 

[xotoxi]

It is impossible for EZ to be fat.

Celery sticks contain no saturated fats or cholesterol.

But the tofu-flavored turkey that she unknowingly consumed at Thanksgiving did.

But the ratio for tofu to poundage gain is like 50:1

It wasn't tofu. It was turkey made to taste like Tofu.

Instead of eating Tofurky, she was actually eating Turkfu.

Her <insert family member here> told me about it.

 

[RadiomanATL]

But the tofu-flavored turkey that she unknowingly consumed at Thanksgiving did.

But the ratio for tofu to poundage gain is like 50:1

It wasn't tofu. It was turkey made to taste like Tofu.

Instead of eating Tofurky, she was actually eating Turkfu.

Her <insert family member here> told me about it.

Fukertey?

 

[Jeremy]

But the ratio for tofu to poundage gain is like 50:1

It wasn't tofu. It was turkey made to taste like Tofu.

Instead of eating Tofurky, she was actually eating Turkfu.

Her <insert family member here> told me about it.

Fukertey?

How can you expect me to be the third wheel of the Xot/Radio express if you keep me out of the loop nuther fux?

 

[Sarah G]

Is Cougar Town on?

No asshole, but the


COLTS are!