What's you Favorite "Unattended Children" Sign?

[Ringel05]

So far the best I've seen is:

Unattended children will be fed an expresso and given a new puppy.

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Ok Last one

 

[Paulie]

How about a slow children at play sign?

 

[Zoom-boing]

When my kids were little and we saw these signs I used to tell them that the neighborhood was protected by 'watch children' and that they'd better be good or the watch children would turn them in. Ah the good old days.

I'm also fond of this one:

 

[Phoenix]

So far the best I've seen is:

Unattended children will be fed an expresso and given a new puppy.

Yup. My library has that one.

 

[asaratis]

So far the best I've seen is:

Unattended children will be fed an expresso and given a new puppy.

I have a friend with a hand painted version of that on his back deck.

I have another friend with a manufactured sign on his yacht reading:

Unattended children will be thrown overboard.

 

[strollingbones]

i like the "unattended children will be given candy and a kitten one" ....any version of that...

 

[Dis]

So far the best I've seen is:

Unattended children will be fed an expresso and given a new puppy.

That was my avatar, you thief.

 

[Ringel05]

So far the best I've seen is:

Unattended children will be fed an espresso and given a new puppy.

That was my avatar, you thief.

Sorry, saw it in a second hand store in Richmond, VA.

 

[Dis]

So far the best I've seen is:

Unattended children will be fed an espresso and given a new puppy.

That was my avatar, you thief.

Sorry, saw it in a second hand store in Richmond, VA.

They likely stole it, too.

 

[Paulie]

That was my avatar, you thief.

Sorry, saw it in a second hand store in Richmond, VA.

They likely stole it, too.

Yeah, you get your avatars from second hand stores, don't lie.

 

[Dis]

Sorry, saw it in a second hand store in Richmond, VA.

They likely stole it, too.

Yeah, you get your avatars from second hand stores, don't lie.

Not on MY salary.

 

[alan1]

They likely stole it, too.

Yeah, you get your avatars from second hand stores, don't lie.

Not on MY salary.

You can't even afford second hand? Maybe you need a second job.

 

[Ringel05]

Yeah, you get your avatars from second hand stores, don't lie.

Not on MY salary.

You can't even afford second hand? Maybe you need a second job.

What?! A second hand job?!