What's the funniest thing...

[Big Black Dog]

What's the funniest thing you ever received in your Christmas stocking?

I found a can of tuna in mine one year!

 

[random3434]

My divorce papers!

 

[Xenophon]

Funniest I ever saw was my aunt when i was a kid, they lived in teh country and when she poured out the stocking a live mouse was in there.

Man, could she scream.

 

[Said1]

My uncle cut up licorice and put it in my cousins stocking so she would think it was coal. It was funny then.

 

[Xenophon]

Would be funnier if he had real coal.

 

[Said1]

They couldn't afford real coal.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Socks.

The irony was not lost on me even at the tender age of 27.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Funniest I ever saw was my aunt when i was a kid, they lived in teh country and when she poured out the stocking a live mouse was in there.

Man, could she scream.