What the fuck is this?!?!

[Czernobog]

I came across this in a FB group I'm in:

What the fuck is a coffee enema, and why is Gwyneth Paltrow endorsing shooting coffee up your ass?!?!?

I mean, don't get me wrong. I lubs me some caffeine, but this doesn't strike me as a particularly efficient means of acquisition.

 

[Cellblock2429]

I came across this in a FB group I'm in:

What the fuck is a coffee enema, and why is Gwyneth Paltrow endorsing shooting coffee up your ass?!?!?

I mean, don't get me wrong. I lubs me some caffeine, but this doesn't strike me as a particularly efficient means of acquisition.

/----/ I tell my Lib neighbors to make sure the coffee is piping hot.
When introduced to the colon, coffee is absorbed into the bloodstream and carried to the liver, promoting a beneficial increase in the production of glutathione, which is an antioxidant enzyme that plays a major role in driving toxins from the body.

 

[Eaglewings]

I came across this in a FB group I'm in:

What the fuck is a coffee enema, and why is Gwyneth Paltrow endorsing shooting coffee up your ass?!?!?

I mean, don't get me wrong. I lubs me some caffeine, but this doesn't strike me as a particularly efficient means of acquisition.

I have heard of this as a healing tool to cleanse and detox the body... Rid toxins
Many cancer people do this..

But, personally.. No fucking way


.

 

[Wuwei]

Do you guys know this is a joke? Dihydrogen monoxide is a chemical term for water H2O

 

[Czernobog]

Do you guys know this is a joke? Dihydrogen monoxide is a chemical term for water H2O

...boy do I feel stupid, right about now. I should have thought about the label for a second...

But the coffee enema thing? That's a real thing? REALLY?!?!? My instincts just scream that can't be all that healthy...

 

[Wuwei]

Do you guys know this is a joke? Dihydrogen monoxide is a chemical term for water H2O

...boy do I feel stupid, right about now. I should have thought about the label for a second...

But the coffee enema thing? That's a real thing? REALLY?!?!? My instincts just scream that can't be all that healthy...

LOL I had to Google it and I got this:

Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle ‘detox guide’ promotes coffee enema. Experts say it’s bogus.
I didn't think it was real either, but it is.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Well, a few years back, it was all the rage for kids to stick hoses up their butts and pour vodka in.

And yeah, that is a real thing as well.

 

[Czernobog]

Well, a few years back, it was all the rage for kids to stick hoses up their butts and pour vodka in.

And yeah, that is a real thing as well.

Okay. But, we can chalk that up to "kids are stupid". This seems like it was actually being touted as a healthy behaviour. Somehow I find it really hard to believe that flooding your colon with coffee can be terribly healthy.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Well, a few years back, it was all the rage for kids to stick hoses up their butts and pour vodka in.

And yeah, that is a real thing as well.

Okay. But, we can chalk that up to "kids are stupid". This seems like it was actually being touted as a healthy behaviour. Somehow I find it really hard to believe that flooding your colon with coffee can be terribly healthy.

I have a tattoo above the crack of my ass.............it says "Exit only, any attempts to back up will result in SEVERE tire damage".

 

[tycho1572]

Libs looking for another reason to stick things in their ass? IDK.