What scares me about old age !!

[Quasar44]

I know many men are more concerned about losing their sexual thrust
We all don’t want to look old like Biden and Schumer
What really scares me to death is that I can’t defend myself
I don’t want some 20 year old punk beating me up

I have never been a tough guy but I have mostly have always been able to fight back

What age does my chances of beating up a 18-35 yr old end

I do have training in mma and Krav

 

[Oldestyle]

I know many men are more concerned about losing their sexual thrust
We all don’t want to look old like Biden and Schumer
What really scares me to death is that I can’t defend myself
I don’t want some 20 year old punk beating me up

I have never been a tough guy but I have mostly have always been able to fight back

What age does my chances of beating up a 18-35 yr old end

I do have training in mma and Krav

I have two words for you...Concealed Carry!

 

[Hossfly]

I know many men are more concerned about losing their sexual thrust
We all don’t want to look old like Biden and Schumer
What really scares me to death is that I can’t defend myself
I don’t want some 20 year old punk beating me up

I have never been a tough guy but I have mostly have always been able to fight back

What age does my chances of beating up a 18-35 yr old end

I do have training in mma and Krav

Pack some heat. Preferably a Glock-17.

 

[Quasar44]

I know many men are more concerned about losing their sexual thrust
We all don’t want to look old like Biden and Schumer
What really scares me to death is that I can’t defend myself
I don’t want some 20 year old punk beating me up

I have never been a tough guy but I have mostly have always been able to fight back

What age does my chances of beating up a 18-35 yr old end

I do have training in mma and Krav

I have two words for you...Concealed Carry!

I know ! One day I am going to have to switch from the fist to the gun
I hope I can still use my hands into my mid 60s
Plus my back is half way fixed up

 

[EvilCat Breath]

I know many men are more concerned about losing their sexual thrust
We all don’t want to look old like Biden and Schumer
What really scares me to death is that I can’t defend myself
I don’t want some 20 year old punk beating me up

I have never been a tough guy but I have mostly have always been able to fight back

What age does my chances of beating up a 18-35 yr old end

I do have training in mma and Krav

Do you ever watch Netflix Cobra Kai? Martin Kove who portrays Martial Arts expert John Kreese is 75 years old.

 

[Quasar44]

If I get too old then I want French kid to kill me
Seems like he could really be gentle and fast

 

[Quasar44]

I even get nightmares about this

 

[Quasar44]

If I continue and train until my 60s..would I still have a good chance against a zero skilled but stronger, faster and bigger opponent

 

[Rambunctious]

Experience.....

 

[Damaged Eagle]

*****SMILE*****

 

[Rambunctious]

us older guys don't like to play around....get it over with in one shot and go home to the lazy boy recliner.....

 

[JoeMoma]

Quasar44, you need a therapist.

 

[Dekster]

I know many men are more concerned about losing their sexual thrust
We all don’t want to look old like Biden and Schumer
What really scares me to death is that I can’t defend myself
I don’t want some 20 year old punk beating me up

I have never been a tough guy but I have mostly have always been able to fight back

What age does my chances of beating up a 18-35 yr old end

I do have training in mma and Krav

Carry some rocks in your purse and keep your social security check in your bra and you will probably be okay.

 

[Quasar44]

Quasar44, you need a therapist.

No shittt
You don’t even know half of it
I did have one therapist but he actually blew his brains out in 2007 Ish

 

[Quasar44]

The guy literally went to a graveyard in Portland and pulled the trigger
I think it was 2007-2009
I can check
The guy charges me $150 an hour

 

[JoeMoma]

The guy literally went to a graveyard in Portland and pulled the trigger
I think it was 2007-2009
I can check
The guy charges me $150 an hour

$150/hour!!! Posting on USMB is a lot cheaper.

 

[themirrorthief]

The guy literally went to a graveyard in Portland and pulled the trigger
I think it was 2007-2009
I can check
The guy charges me $150 an hour

a double barreled twelve gage is good for old flucks

 

[the other mike]

$150/hour!!! Posting on USMB is a lot cheaper.

You could get an attorney, a priest and 2 hookers for that.
And have enough left for a pizza.

 

[JustAnotherNut]

I know many men are more concerned about losing their sexual thrust
We all don’t want to look old like Biden and Schumer
What really scares me to death is that I can’t defend myself
I don’t want some 20 year old punk beating me up

I have never been a tough guy but I have mostly have always been able to fight back

What age does my chances of beating up a 18-35 yr old end

I do have training in mma and Krav

Suck it up, there buttercup. Getting old isn't for sissies.

And first & foremost.......you need to learn the power of your punch is only secondary to the power of your mind. You gotta be smarter than your average punk to beat him at his own game.

In your case, you might want to hire a body guard....

 

[Mr Natural]

In your case, you might want to hire a body guard....

Or move out of the ‘hood and into the ‘burbs where the normal people live.