What is my skin colour?

[Mortimer]

majority on TA a anthropology forum, said my skin is olive until now. my skin varies on photos im not even sure what i really look like, on different lightnings i look different, but i have a ruddy facedness which cannot be faked on pictures or on lightning. maybe im not really olive. but it doesnt appear on every picture. but when i grew up i was called turk, and arab, or bin laden and brown turd so might be swarthy dont know. i was told by a skin expert in drug store that im skin type 3 which is "beige" i think or medium light. mittelhell. mischtyp in german.

here i look more "light"



and here i look more "tann"

 

[JGalt]

Youse is white.

 

[Hossfly]

You be white, Mort, but your nose is titty pink. Lay off the cognac.

 

[JGalt]

You be white, Mort, but your nose is titty pink. Lay off the cognac.

Mort's a lucky guy. Who doesn't like pink titties on their face?

 

[Manonthestreet]

Looks like the color of privilege........have you apologized yet

 

[ReinyDays]

I'm going with a mild liver condition ... perhaps some sub-cuticle deterioration ...
Stop shaving ... makes you look like a girl ...
... and hire an interior decorator ... because ... just ewwwww ...

You look like an American ... get over it ...

 

[Kilroy2]

Personally I think you just like posting pictures of yourself and found a perfect excuse to do so. Otherwise who cares what your skin color is. You know who your parents are so go with that.

 

[JGalt]

Personally I think you just like posting pictures of yourself and found a perfect excuse to do so. Otherwise who cares what your skin color is. You know who your parents are so go with that.

He's doing fine. Three-quarters of the college-educated liberal on here don't even know how to post a picture.

 

[miketx]

Mort is a jigaboo *** lollygagger joto *** born buttifag corn swalsimp van gorg! As a pro tumpoliers bag ***, com you.

 

[JoeMoma]

Mortimer should be the mascot of USMB kind of like how Alfred E. Newman was the mascot of Mad.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

majority on TA a anthropology forum, said my skin is olive until now. my skin varies on photos im not even sure what i really look like, on different lightnings i look different, but i have a ruddy facedness which cannot be faked on pictures or on lightning. maybe im not really olive. but it doesnt appear on every picture. but when i grew up i was called turk, and arab, or bin laden and brown turd so might be swarthy dont know. i was told by a skin expert in drug store that im skin type 3 which is "beige" i think or medium light. mittelhell. mischtyp in german.

here i look more "light"



and here i look more "tann"

If you commit a crime you are white.
If you protest you are a minority.

Simple

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Personally I think you just like posting pictures of yourself and found a perfect excuse to do so. Otherwise who cares what your skin color is. You know who your parents are so go with that.

He's doing fine. Three-quarters of the college-educated liberal on here don't even know how to post a picture.

 

[miketx]

Mort is a jigaboo *** lollygagger joto *** born buttifag corn swalsimp van gorg! As a pro tumpoliers bag ***, com you.

my wife hacked my account last night and said this. I had no idea she knew mortimer!

 

[miketx]

I'm so sorry she found out about Mortimer. She's hispanic and now all she does is ask me if she looks white!

 

[miketx]

My new look

 

[JGalt]

I'm so sorry she found out about Mortimer. She's hispanic and now all she does is ask me if she looks white!