What do you think of Mortimer as the new Superman?

[Mortimer]

What do you say of Mortimer as the new Superman? Superman always was, quintessentially nordatlantid blue eyed anglo-saxon what if now Mortimer is Superman? I think I would need to slimm down and get muscular body, and maybe slight beauty corrections but i wouldnt change my race or the generell look only slight beauty corrections like my jaw (my teeth and jaw is deformed as kid i had a bracettes but didnt wear them and so my teeth are terrible) i need a hollywood smile maybe and maybe slight corrections in the symmetry of my face, im a bit assymetric, that wouldnt change my race or generell look though.

 

[fncceo]

 

[Likkmee]

Me thinks that "tall buildings in a single" may become problematic.

 

[Likkmee]

How about a Mort does Elvis series ?

 

[luiza]

Dennis ? No good , he died

Bob -- not long to live after his triple by-pass but a very naturally funny man .

Americans will not know these two stars but then they don't know much about anything .

Merry Xmas .

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

How about a Mort does Elvis series ?

WOW!!!!
Now THAT is some heinous Camel Toe!!!!

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

What do you say of Mortimer as the new Superman? Superman always was, quintessentially nordatlantid blue eyed anglo-saxon what if now Mortimer is Superman? I think I would need to slimm down and get muscular body, and maybe slight beauty corrections but i wouldnt change my race or the generell look only slight beauty corrections like my jaw (my teeth and jaw is deformed as kid i had a bracettes but didnt wear them and so my teeth are terrible) i need a hollywood smile maybe and maybe slight corrections in the symmetry of my face, im a bit assymetric, that wouldnt change my race or generell look though.

Much preferred over BLACK Superman!!!

 

[JoeB131]

What do you say of Mortimer as the new Superman? Superman always was, quintessentially nordatlantid blue eyed anglo-saxon what if now Mortimer is Superman? I think I would need to slimm down and get muscular body, and maybe slight beauty corrections but i wouldnt change my race or the generell look only slight beauty corrections like my jaw (my teeth and jaw is deformed as kid i had a bracettes but didnt wear them and so my teeth are terrible) i need a hollywood smile maybe and maybe slight corrections in the symmetry of my face, im a bit assymetric, that wouldnt change my race or generell look though.

Since the new Superman is gay, you'd be perfect.

 

[1srelluc]

 

[Confederate Soldier]

I don't know why you bring race psychobabble into this. Superman wasn't nordic/whatever, he was from a different planet.

 

[Vastator]

What do you say of Mortimer as the new Superman? Superman always was, quintessentially nordatlantid blue eyed anglo-saxon what if now Mortimer is Superman? I think I would need to slimm down and get muscular body, and maybe slight beauty corrections but i wouldnt change my race or the generell look only slight beauty corrections like my jaw (my teeth and jaw is deformed as kid i had a bracettes but didnt wear them and so my teeth are terrible) i need a hollywood smile maybe and maybe slight corrections in the symmetry of my face, im a bit assymetric, that wouldnt change my race or generell look though.

Maybe you can get that RomaArmy chick to be your Lois lane. But... As an aside... Clark Kent had a job, and wasn't on welfare. Though he was an alien, so I guess you have that going for you...

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

What do you say of Mortimer as the new Superman? Superman always was, quintessentially nordatlantid blue eyed anglo-saxon what if now Mortimer is Superman? I think I would need to slimm down and get muscular body, and maybe slight beauty corrections but i wouldnt change my race or the generell look only slight beauty corrections like my jaw (my teeth and jaw is deformed as kid i had a bracettes but didnt wear them and so my teeth are terrible) i need a hollywood smile maybe and maybe slight corrections in the symmetry of my face, im a bit assymetric, that wouldnt change my race or generell look though.

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[Likkmee]

Much preferred over BLACK Superman!!!

 

[braalian]

“Body Positive” superheroes are the latest fad.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

“Body Positive” superheroes are the latest fad.
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Uhm....No!