What do you miss doing that you used to be able to do?

[strollingbones]

o hell i have to ask......wipe rag days?

 

[strollingbones]

and why fake an orgasms that is just wrong......he will never get better if you fake

 

[Gracie]

o hell i have to ask......wipe rag days?

I don't like laying in the wet spot.

 

[Bonzi]

I have no desire for sex. None. Zip. Nada. Gone are the wipe rag days and faking orgasms.

I love when people say "oh you just have not been with the right person" etc. or they are not doing it right.... ?

 

[Bonzi]

some guys like the positive reinforcement... it's annoying when you get asked "does that feel good"?
just shut the **** up

 

[longknife]

Puttering around the back yard.

A tree, a beautiful shrub, and roses all needed trimming. Hard to do leaning on a crutch and having to sit down every few minutes.

 

[strollingbones]

ahh lol okay

 

[strollingbones]

hell long at least you are trying to do things......first day off pain killers...that may be a mistake that i am thinking about remedying

 

[Gracie]

some guys like the positive reinforcement... it's annoying when you get asked "does that feel good"?
just shut the **** up

More like...get the **** off of me and get it over with so I do the Meg Ryan oooh aaaah yesssss yessss yesssssss thing. And I don't care what a guy says. "I know when its faked". No ya don't.

 

[Bonzi]

Puttering around the back yard.

A tree, a beautiful shrub, and roses all needed trimming. Hard to do leaning on a crutch and having to sit down every few minutes.

 

[strollingbones]

there is a way to tell.....did you know when a woman climaxes...her toes will involuntarily curl.....lol...yeppers dudes a way to tell

 

[Bonzi]

some guys like the positive reinforcement... it's annoying when you get asked "does that feel good"?
just shut the **** up

More like...get the **** off of me and get it over with so I do the Meg Ryan oooh aaaah yesssss yessss yesssssss thing. And I don't care what a guy says. "I know when its faked". No ya don't.

I actually don't do that (fake I mean) - I'm just saying that sometimes I can understand why cause I don't want to be interrogated about their performance or my pleasure....

Sex should be fun naturally, not mechanized and analyzed... that's lame and a total drag......

 

[Gracie]

hell long at least you are trying to do things......first day off pain killers...that may be a mistake that i am thinking about remedying

slowwwwwwwwwwwly. I usually take HALF of one every couple of nights so I can get at least 6 hours sleep before groaning myself awake. TWO knocked me for a loop!
And whatever hurts...rub bagbalm on it. Good massage!
They still want me on RA meds. I still say a resounding NO.

Speaking of trimming bushes and stuff...gonna do that today. I have two I want to cut wayyyyyy back. Less water needed. It'll probably take me 8 hours to do it, too.

 

[Gracie]

there is a way to tell.....did you know when a woman climaxes...her toes will involuntarily curl.....lol...yeppers dudes a way to tell

Good thing they aren't looking at our toes then!

 

[Bonzi]

there is a way to tell.....did you know when a woman climaxes...her toes will involuntarily curl.....lol...yeppers dudes a way to tell

... unless your a porn star... they always wear shoes... (I wonder if that's the reason why)???

 

[IlarMeilyr]

I vaguely recall being able to stand up without letting out a groan.

 

[Bonzi]

getting old is not for sissies

 

[mudwhistle]

I got one:

Remembering what sex was all about.
I THINK it used to be fun...but then it turned into extremely painful. And messy.

Stop doing it in the butt then....

 

[Gracie]

Imma gonna stuff a sock in my mouth and get dressed. At 7:16 am! Haven't done that in..oh..5 years or so?

Which brings me to another What I used to be able to do thing:

Putting on pants without moaning.

 

[strollingbones]

I vaguely recall being able to stand up without letting out a groan.

;p i fuss at grumpy for making noises when he stands etc.....the other day i realized i do it now....