What do the Grateful Dead, Jimmy Buffet and Donald Trump's avid fans have in common?
Their name.
Grateful Dead - Deadheads
Jimmy Buffet - Parrotheads
Donald Trump - Shitheads
Success.
Trump has never been a success at anything he’s ever done. After every construction project, people sue to make him go away.
The only success he ever had was Trump Tower and it’s long been rumoured that Fred pulled a lot of strings and spread a lot of money around to make that happen behind the scenes.
Everything else he’s ever done is turned to shit and people have been fed up and disgusted with him by the time it was over with. American banks still won’t lend him money.
Trumps only success is ever being as a conman and that he is the greatest conman who ever lived. He conned the entire country into elected him president and he’s used the Presidency to line his pockets since the Inauguration fund.
He's a billionaire, president of the US and he's boinking Melania.
Now, tell us a little bit about yourself.
He may, or may not, be a billionaire...he's President for about 6 more weeks...I doubt he 'boinks' at all..and by some of the looks she's given him...probably not her.
Trump is facing criminal and civil charges that put both his wealth and his freedom at risk. He's looting his campaign fund to pay for his frivolous lawsuits..and his every communication with his base starts out with, and ends with..pleas for money.
He's a historical disgrace, on his way to being a case study.
Oh yeah..he's old, fat, and orange.
You want his life..you're welcome to it!
Please note:
The above are you FEELINGS.
And your FEELINGS are not facts sugar.
Not the smartest monkey in the cage, are you? Honey.
Fact...he leaves office on Jan. 20--not a feeling.
Fact..he has numerous lawsuits pending...not a feeling
Fact...he asks for money at every opportunity..his e-mails are cluttering up my spam ..and every one begs for bucks...not a feeling.
Fact...he has used his campaign fund to defend himself against many charges--and is continuing to do so now--including using it as a warchest to pursue his lawsuits.....not a feeling.
Fact...well..he IS fat...he is old...and as for the orange...well..if you have eyes....LOL!
Let me help you buttercup:
FEELINGS:
He may, or may not, be a billionaire..
FEELING:
..I doubt he 'boinks' at all..
FEELINGS:
and by some of the looks she's given him...probably not her.
FEELINGS:
He's a historical disgrace,
FEELINGS:
on his way to being a case study.
I'll stop there to take it easy on you cuppycakes:
As for you other claimed facts:
Please link your sources - chop, chop.